The Postmodern Condition

🏳️‍⚧️ she/her, Christian, celibate, minor, bisexual, Green Party, demsoc, egalitarian, PTA/Lynch/Smiths fan. Normalize being nice and having basic empathy.

[The Postmodern Condition @postmodernfilms]

If you see this, you’re stalking a 17-year-old on social media. Probably to own me in an argument. Get help.

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This place is actually the worst. The first notifications I come back to after leaving are just a bunch of pedophile sympathizers getting mad at me for saying the age of consent is a thing. Fuck Twitter. How do I stop Twitter from sending me emails?

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@Liv_Agar I get “funny haha original chad based porn addiction meme” with the trans fetish stuff, but let’s draw the line at pederasty please.

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@Liv_Agar Are we gonna ignore the part where he admits to being a statutory rapist (under the most generous assumption).

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Twitter mfs will see someone admit to being a prolific child molester and be like “bro that’s so based. Chad moment lmao” and then get confused when people are mad at them for it.

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By the way, Chad gif because apparently that’s how you exempt yourself from any and all criticism on this terrible website.

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Logs onto twitter for first time in months. Somehow forgot this place was a morally bankrupt hellhole. Probably leaving indefinitely now.

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@thesolarcoffee The most recent Power Rangers movie. Also every Hollywood video game adaptation in the years leading up to Sonic The Hedgehog.

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@Guyver_Spawn @thesolarcoffee Side note: Fancy finding you here in the wild. I follow you on Letterboxd.

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@Guyver_Spawn @thesolarcoffee Charlie Sheen is…9/11. In theaters September 8th.

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@ThatEricAlper “Like A Rolling Stone” by Bob Dylan or “Time” by Pink Floyd

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Jules and Cassie don’t deserve any of the hate they get. Nate deserves 100% the vitriol that the female characters receive. Fight the real enemy.

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@of_cals @pickleinthejar @schaferfiles Exactly, this is the only good take I’ve seen on the train station scene.

[PhD in Don Bluth Studies @PunishedToponi]

Ancient Ben Shapiro at the onset of human language: You can't just get your own name, you utter narcissist. It's ridiculous. You may call yourself however you like but you just can't expect others to know what your name is, or care about it.

[The Postmodern Condition @postmodernfilms]

@weadhitter This is just Taxi Driver with more steps.

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

Oh no

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I need to create a second account and just not follow poIiticaI accounts at all. I mean, it’ll probably still suck anyway because it’s twitter but I just want to read funny tweets. Is that too much to ask?

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

When i was a kid i didn’t know it was called king of queens because they lived in queens i thought it just meant kevin james got bitches

[Bruce Campbell @GroovyBruce]

Boy, that Sam - always hitting people up for money. I will chip in, because I love Tony Maguire.

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I love when streaming services have a “celebrate black stories” collection and you expect it to be films about the black experience made by African-American auteurs and it’s just this shit:

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@grumpyPseudopod @DreamLeaf5 I wasn’t saying I was the only statistic that mattered. Just stating my personal opinion as well to make my bias known.