andy 🍊

♱ 25 ♱ AUS 🇦🇺 ♱ multifandom- arcane/league and iwtv mostly. icon credit: meeee ☝️👶

[august @regularaugust]

Never because I have a Chuuni soul

[TransgenDeer⚢🇵🇸 @Transgen_Deer]

Was cleaning off a knife but accidentally gave my Scrub Daddy an eyebrow slit now they’re nonbinary and wont do my dishes anymore

[mithan defender 🟩 @m1than]

what did she know

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

He always had that shit on

[Feralisimus ♦️ @fermalvo]

he looks like alex the lion from madagascar when he was hungry as fuck for that zebra's ass

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

was hungry but this cookie has a glimmer in its eyes i can’t bring myself to devour

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

this tweet has changed a part of me forever bc ive been saying i forgor instead of i forgot for like years now

[odrog oluc @Padamnificada]

cuando la gata esta miau miau miau y vos ya atravesaste todas las necesidades basicas inclusive anbriste puertas prohibidas y ella sigue miau miaiu miau q hago me pego un tiro hija asi son las cosas

[matt ༼ ◕_◕ ༽🇵🇸 @GhostStoriesEnd]

I used to call Aphex Twin “the thinking man’s Jamiroquai” because it pissed off my least favourite cousin 👌

[Pochi ⛓️🪚🧡 @P0chitaLuvr69]

sorry but i aint lasting 1 second in that movie theater if i hear GLaDoS' voice over the speakers

[Isla 🏝️🦌 @Isla_Island_]

how can doctors say shit like, "you have such nice veins," and not realise that's one of the single most erotic sentences ever spoken

[League of Legends: Wild Rift @WildRiftBR]

Carregue o seu martelo e não se esqueça do chapéu, pois o evento Roubo Hextec começa hoje!

Quem aí tá pronto pra pegar um ladrão? 🚨

[mlp files @mlpfiles]

bi flag ponies: tink-a-tink-a-too, melody, greek moondancer and windy wisp!

[andy 🍊 @postmorbid]

@t4trhaayn the sender doesnt even sound like they care about their own ragebait. This is hilarious

[andy 🍊 @postmorbid]

@yemilish Did you come back on twitter just so you could get mad at people about ai be honest

[andy 🍊 @postmorbid]

@yemilish

[andy 🍊 @postmorbid]

im the sister in question by the way. What the fuck

[Julian 💟 @yemilish]

giving my sister chicken nuggets for the last time

I’m going to euthanise her

[.HACK SAVE ME @uni_gree]

Im saying it every single time