professional windmill tilter

here i am, here i remain (under duress)

[professional windmill tilter @postsententia]

@revhowardarson too much "it didn't happen but it should've" posting lately

[professional windmill tilter @postsententia]

@ZakMndebele @BasedBickle @souljagoyteller i think i’m talking to an ai but if not enjoy your grand ethical victory

[professional windmill tilter @postsententia]

@ZakMndebele @BasedBickle @souljagoyteller

[professional windmill tilter @postsententia]

@ZakMndebele @BasedBickle @souljagoyteller

[professional windmill tilter @postsententia]

@ZakMndebele @BasedBickle @souljagoyteller would you please explain how asking someone to defend their own beliefs is ‘manipulative framing’

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[professional windmill tilter @postsententia]

@BasedBickle @souljagoyteller in other words you’re a total fucking moron who can’t articulate their own positions. i am utterly shocked by this development

[professional windmill tilter @postsententia]

@gatsbyexe_ @souljagoyteller conservatives are defined by appearing proper and respectable while taking fundamental rights away from entire populations because they don’t behave how you want them to

[professional windmill tilter @postsententia]

@BasedBickle @souljagoyteller man I would love to hear your entirely rational argument for why women should be disenfranchised for being women

[Congressman Randy Fine @RepFine]

This is @realDonaldTrump’s Republican Party. The rest of us get the privilege of living in it.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[professional windmill tilter @postsententia]

@ImNotOwned worshippers of Guy Who Made Conspiracy Theories Mainstream now upset that the mainstream is a lot more accepting of conspiracy theories

[BSF 🇬🇧🐀 @BSF42069]

We’ve come a long way

[Danny Wallace @dannywallace]

Board of Peace immediately bored of peace

[𝗦𝗥_𝗣𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗲𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 @SR_Planespotter]

I was about to go to bed

[Scott Alexander @slatestarcodex]

I cannot wait until the White House changes hands and all of you ghouls switch back from "you're a traitor unless you bootlick so hard your tongue goes numb" to "the government asking any questions about my offshore fentanyl casino is vile tyranny and I will throw myself in the San Francisco Bay in protest", like werewolves at the last ray of the setting moon.

[♚Aemilius♔ 🔜Wild North @AmicusAemilius]

Dudes be like "i hate turn based combat" then argue on twitter

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Pathetic.

[Jay @JayMile96]

these people told you for months they had an unstoppable mandate that gave them permission to do whatever they wanted