Idiot Sandwich

(he/him) (26)

[Idiot Sandwich @potato4879]

I just wanted to quote this so I can pin it 😌

[𝒔𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒏 𖧷 @sir33n]

sushi got me feeling fish tonight

[໊ @maxopiumtrade]

cashier at a fast food place called me a regular and i haven't gone back since

[renee @imrenee123]

Went to Dunkin and my classmate took my order and watched my card decline on a 4 dollar drink

[ziam ❤️‍🔥 (gay sexianna) @ziam0d]

the paper shredding machine in my office when i’m not looking

[angel @clicknoboyss]

kid named fag

[Shekilledyouu : ) 🦇 @LisaaNamikaze]

I’m gonna quit my job and and go seek power with Orochimaru

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

“girl fuck you” is gender neutral

[hannah 🦷 #TEAMCRYSTAL @honeyycore]

“help i need someone with an autistic amount of drag race knowledge”
me asf:

[💎 Symmillionaire 💎 @Symmillionaire]

wrapped up overwatch games for the night with oomf and jumped into the sims

[Álvaro (Taylor’s Version) @alvaaromz_]

Mi madre en el embarazo: “Se mueve mucho, será un machote”

Yo en el útero:

[270 pounds of optimism @urfavehimbo]

server at my brothers rehearsal dinner asked if I wanted steak or fish and I just showed him this picture

[Sam 🪻🖤 @samwintters]

This is my new favourite video on the internet

[Jorgemosa 💋 @Jorgeous_1]

Fuck This Turkey Makes Me Want To Vogue. Should I ?

[bips 🧡 @neverbipsalone]

i love how gay guys are so drawn to music that sounds like a woman singing over construction equipment

[Idiot Sandwich @potato4879]

Oh wow sandcastles hits SOOO different rn like damn

[Idiot Sandwich @potato4879]

I yearn for a new tattoo

[Idiot Sandwich @potato4879]

# certifiedcrashout

[Idiot Sandwich @potato4879]

Phone tried auto correcting diva to dog