ezra

we live in a carnival of madness

[ezra @street_slut]

@frailstate_xo @AliceRHamilton Deadass like I did my own makeup and my best friend did my hair because I was BROKE broke and it still turned out prettier

[ezra @street_slut]

That’s babygirl like omg I love him

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Blackout drunk. Screaming at my family that The Grinch was radicalized by the Whos’ own Whobris. "The Earth is littered with the ruins of empires that believed they were eternal". We ‘ve learned nothing from Iraq

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog

Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?

Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla

Pet store employee: That is fine.

Grinch: A green gorilla

Employee: Doesn’t matter

[temple runner @misscalcula]

give me 2 adderall and a law degree and i will free luigi mangione

[Muntadhar al-Zaidi @muntazer_zaidi]

Thanks 🙏

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

straight up frolicking

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

well yes!

[not very eva @veryalt]

these are clearly the mannerisms of a woman who has met a werewolf before and does NOT want to meet another one

[ezra @street_slut]

@SASUKESLEFT_EYE @PercThaGoat Crocs (right side) are mean as a mf and will chase you, gators (left side) will mostly just leave you alone as long as you aren’t messing with them

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

if a vampire bit me i would not be scared id probably start jacking it if im being honest

[ezra @street_slut]

@BSlvtt @asj519 I’m in Jacksonville. It’s been kind of drizzling all day. It’s starting to pick up now. We lost power last time so we likely will again but it’s not supposed to be bad

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

We live in a carnival of madness

[Lizzy  @Lizzytrizzy]

Ozempic this, ozempic that. Have you considered maybe cigarettes and cocaine?