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[AlkalineJeans67 @potato__meat]

Backyard golf did not end well tonight

[debo @killmefam]

Ran out of money so Im eating any bug I can find outside

[Deva Hazarika @devahaz]

Translated from Japanese: Texas BBQ and Mexican tacos are glorious taste sensations unlike anything we have at home!

Translated from Hebrew: For every tear of an Israeli mother, a thousand Lebanese mothers must weep. All of Lebanon must burn.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Is he still a believer in economics? Because at 8 it’s marginal

[Deerposts @Deerpostss]

My stupid chud son (Who i hate) keeps on trying to turn off the lights so I had to noodle him

[AlkalineJeans67 @potato__meat]

Bring back the meat smoking hut

[Mr. Baseball @MisterBaseball0]

I’ve been digging myself a bunker to hopefully survive the hellfire that will scorch the earth once the season ends

[shadoomf🪲🇵🇸(homunculus enjoyer) @Shadoo_creeture]

Unleashing my armada of bullfrogs onto my stjupid chud son that I hate

[debo @killmefam]

Been staring at math equations at the bar with 100% brigtness on for about an hour

[AlkalineJeans67 @potato__meat]

@metalgearobama I measured my most recent sneeze at 162 dB, is this good for a chud?

[debo @killmefam]

As a child my dad perfectly fractured my frontal lobe with an axe kick and now I can recite every serial number on every tool from snap on

[Godzilla Ganker @2Josher]

here's what @RobertKennedyJr would look like as Ki Adi Mundi from Star Wars

[Mr. Baseball @MisterBaseball0]

Police are so stupid. Got pulled over for drunk driving and I convinced that doofus to give me his gun

[AlkalineJeans67 @potato__meat]

It’s not even possible for me to set it to this temperature

[AlkalineJeans67 @potato__meat]

Our apartment building keeps fucking with our thermostats and this morning they set it to 37 degrees

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

in america if you don’t support israel the government lets you die in a flood

[KEN: REBIRTH @BACKWOODSUCKER0]

MY SON DIED AT A PHILLIES GAME BECAUSE I WAS BUSY SEXTING MY SECOND WIFE IN SIZE 82 FONT WHEN A 114 MPH FOUL BALL HURTLED AT HIS SKULL

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

I fight everyday with my Flesh it’s a constant battle

[Gordo MONK: Champion of Peace ☮️ and Calm😶‍🌫️ @fordoglunk]

Absolutely gorgeous mid-20s summer Friday. I probably have 30 of these left, ever. Im gonna play video games in my apartment

[Adrizzle 🇵🇸 @36_chambuhz]

Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos