Haik 💕

all bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able bodied patron in the bar

[Haik 💕 @potato_two]

I’m always going to want a doberman ❤️

[d @pinkkkkdiamonds]

me everyday: can you get-, can I have-, can you please-, would you-, tomorrow can we- lmfaooo I really don't even care

[7rq @gloccnim]

I DO NOT “MEAL PREP” I DO NOT “BUDGET GROCERIES” I BUY FOOD WHEN IM HUNGRY AND IF IM BROKE I KILL MYSELF

[Solus @Ersatz_Solus]

I find something strangely profound about how polar bears always have this look of boyish innocence to them no matter what the context is. Even covered in the blood of his prey, the bear looks like a silly little guy. Much to learn.

[макс @trashhboy420]

i was born with the sex drive of a frat boy n the capacity of love of a teenage girl so yes i am insane

[nav࿐࿔🧁 @f4berries]

Say what you want about Sue Sylvester but the writers did an amazing job at making a scarily accurate slightly racist controversial middle aged white woman who found a problem with everything

[lowell @waltzedmerrily]

fuckkkk i hate it when this happens 🤦

[bunny @fadedbunny]

i’m super nonchalant

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i think everyone should be kinder https://t.co/87OamLwMst

[Joosh @Joosh7889]

just a baby,, what will he do

[lola 🫧🌸 @nogloryjustguts]

the "16 and pregnant" generation needs to mind their own business

[planet clarke 🌱 @planetclarke]

Sloppy drunk and naked in the sunshine rolling around in the grass with the homegirls. Genuinely love that for them

[brian @brianonhere]

my sister taught my 1yo nephew sign language but i don’t know sign language so he’s sitting here signing mysterious stuff at me and looking at me like im a moron

[Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97]

Ain’t known a FUCKIN day of peace since FUCKIN NOVEMBER

[chy. 🍄 @senpaichai]

In this order?

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

I hope