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[potato @potatoistato]

100 followers LFG 🗣️🗣️

[Clarence Xiao Jr @XiaoMingJr]

What if instead of Greek life, it was chinese life.

"Yeah bro I'm rushing 毛 (Mao) 泽 (Ze) 东 (Dong) next semester."

"There's like 1.4 billion people in my pledge class."

"I heard the pledge master's a dick bro."

I am Clarence Xiao Jr 👍

[Pierre @PierreD1990]

Until there's an advanced analytics stat for the size of your balls I'll continue to ignore the calculator boys when they talk about Jalen Hurts

[T (big Jayden Daniels guy) @DoperahW1nfr3y]

Incredible stuff happening on Instagram

[Steak F @steaakfriend]

Rutgers paid UMass 1.5 million for this.

This is like paying someone to mow your lawn and he fucks your wife.

[potato @potatoistato]

@QBgami Nate Sudfield

[Matthew S. @MatthewMKE98]

YOU SAID HOW MANY SUNDAYS

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, his agent Rich Paul told @ShamsCharania.

[dollmaker @lmaobox]

theres always a crazy chief keef song you never heard before

[Eagles Fan Central @PhilaFanCentral]

The idea of New York “owning” Philadelphia is laughable

- The Eagles are 28-8 against the Giants since 2008, including a 38-7 playoff win

- Saquon Barkley left the Giants for the Eagles and rushed for 2,000 yards and won a Super Bowl

- The Eagles have won 2 Super Bowls since the Giants’ last division title

- The Eagles are 12-1 all-time vs the Jets

- Phillies and Yankees both have 1 WS since 2000

- Phillies have 7 division titles/2 pennants/1 WS the last 20 years

- Mets have 2 division titles/0 pennants/0 WS the last 20 years

You can have the Knicks/Sixers matchup.

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

there’s gonna be disturbing reddit mysteries at the function bro

[potato @potatoistato]

Joel embiid

[. @swaay2x]

Close NBA games when it’s not your team

[🇪🇷🕊️ @BetterCallAlba]

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

[threadguy @notthreadguy]

nothing ever happens crowd taking the aura gamble of a lifetime today

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Yall ever enjoy a night out with your friends since elementary school

[Edgar Johnstone @EdgarJohnstone]

80 degrees out and phi kapp isn’t launching cube shirtless? Is the world ending?

#freakingout

[Chet “Big Cheddy” Johnson @uiopzxcv2]

How tiger woods felt right before he crashed

[Chet “Big Cheddy” Johnson @uiopzxcv2]

I think it’s a great time to join #that side of twitter. #expand #offthebench