@Darrow_M You know, we've heard excess helicopter traffic here in NE for the last few days. We're used to the Life Flights to the hospitals, but this is much more.
@MyloStreet One time my sister's cat came home with her head apparently covered in blood. Sister got some gauze and antiseptic to clean it off, and after one good sniff discovered it was barbecue sauce.
@MarcoDMinpin @parlertakes I have so much admiration for those hosts. This morning someone actually called in about Hillary Clinton eating babies and cutting off their faces, and the host managed to say “OK, next caller, Ben from Orlando” without batting an eyelash. Unflappable.
@armymom2d@kaitlancollins Yes, but in my kind of Christianity, in order to be forgiven, you have to do your penance first. She was not penitent in the least.
@maustermuhle I've tried three times so far and have never been quick enough. 2,000+ appointments get booked in under thirty minutes. Gotta click quick!