the happy smiler

they used to beat the shit out of me on clump penguin

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

l've never had casual sex i've only ever had sex that caused problems or led to use of narcotics and unprescribed pharmaceuticals

[Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chilledspectre]

when i grow up i want to be the only white person in three 6 mafia

[sheroy @1slaybitches]

stop naming your kids paris and london when they act like 125th and lex

[the happy smiler @poundkey]

@NYCMayor PUT FANS IN THE F TRAIN STATIONS PLEASE WE ARE BOILINGGGG

[the happy smiler @poundkey]

@kerbeylaneonE YAYYYYY when r you gonna get there

[the happy smiler @poundkey]

@kerbeylaneonE did you ever get those canelle tickets

[erin chack @ErinChack]

Dating in Brooklyn is just asking boys where they fall on the Geese - Goose spectrum

[Baathista @girIfaggot]

That tweet that’s like “hell gotta be so awkward just filled with nazis and Israelis and they’re stuck down there together forever” bro that’s not hell that’s Argentina

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

Added body types to my friends' contacts to ensure my hangouts are body diverse! Inclusivity starts with us :)

[pj @pjayevans]

I’m outside Mitch McConnell’s hospital window blasting See You Again by Wiz Khalifa on my JBL speaker

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

me flirting at a bar: How about 22 million inches and thick 😂 referring to my “ouroboros” ofc. Despite him living in my “garden” unit He’s not the serpent of Genesis 🤭but He do be temptin with something sweet(?) 🫳🎤

My boy tryna save the 2man: his ex cheated on him 17 times🥺