So excited to record this album. I don’t have management or reps or labels behind me. I’ve whiffed on, missed, or never got opportunities in the past but I’m funnier than ever in my life and doing this DIY. Your support getting the word out is super appreciated! Let’s rock!
Jason Aldean looks like he fucks with his socks on.
Jason Aldean looks like he’d yell “do you know who my dad is” during mildly rough sex.
Jason Aldean looks like he’d break the second controller if you were beating him at Mario Kart.
Jason Aldean looks like a shitgibbon.
SERGEANT: The suspect knows something.
MEAN COP: I’ll beat the truth out of him!
NICE COP: Let me reason with the kid.
DAVID LEE ROTH COP: Bizzy siddy bop bop! Whooo! Awright!
SGT: Dammit, Roth Cop. Be serious.
DLR COP: (earnestly) Ziggity bop. Uh-huh. Yow.
Went to my first Hot Pot/Korean BBQ place tonight. Had a mild panic attack. Cooked my own food. Had the waiter chastise me for putting too much food in my hot pot and potentially causing a fire. 10/10. Would put my dick in the macaroni salad again.