Maker

I'm a master of karate and friendship

[Maker @pourem]

.@TheWholeMilk YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT

[Maker @pourem]

AQIB!

[Kansas Football @KU_Football]

.@AqibTalib21 has been named to the 2027 NFF College Football Hall of Fame ballot! 🏈

#RockChalk

[Elon Altman @ElonAltman]

The Knicks have to win to honor the memory of Jeff Van Gundy’s 1995 Honda Civic that was blown into the air by a jet engine during the 2000 playoffs.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Let @HunterBiden cook 🔥….just not crack

[Maker @pourem]

@HeroesOfMtOread It was way less than 45 seconds. Even less than .45 seconds. Scalpers were using bots to snag them before fans could.

[Maker @pourem]

Cc @bbankey

[Does Texas Suck Today? @texassucksdaily]

Yes

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A house. The garage is full, so the car sleeps in the rain.

I walked past an open garage today, and I finally understand Americans.

The garage was packed to the ceiling. Boxes. A treadmill. Old chairs. Three bicycles hanging from hooks. Christmas lights in a plastic tub. No room for even one more thing.

And the family car? Parked outside. In the driveway. Getting rained on.

I stood there, deeply moved.

In Japan, we put the car in the garage and the boxes in the house. Americans do the opposite. And now I see why.

The garage is the treasure house. Inside it sleep the sacred relics: the bicycle the child outgrew, the chair no one sits in, the lights that shine one week a year. These must be protected at all costs.

The car is not a treasure. The car is a warrior. So the car is given the highest honor a warrior can receive. It stands guard at the gate, in the storm, all night, so the treasures stay dry.

The owner came out with his coffee. He saw me looking and shook his head.

"Yeah, I really gotta clean out that garage," he said.

Clean it out? I bowed to him. "You are a good man," I said. "Your car guards your home with its life."

He looked at his car. He looked at me. He said, "...thanks?"

He has never thought of it that way. But I could tell he liked it.

So now every morning I walk past, and I bow to the car in the driveway.

It has the hardest job in the family, and it never complains.

The owner waves at me now. He thinks we are friends.

We are. But mostly, I am here for the car.

This morning it was raining again. The car was soaked, still guarding the gate, still faithful.

So I gave it my umbrella.

I do not need it. I have known harder rain.

A warrior on duty should not have to stand in the storm alone.

[𝘼𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 𝙀𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧𝙩 @AustinCEckert]

Jared Casey

[Charlie Warzel @cwarzel]

pretty decent encapsulation of the last few years on here

[Jordan Chamberlain @jordylancaster]

Incredible stuff happening on this app

[slimzim @jameszimmermann]

John Tesh got the idea for iconic NBA theme “Roundball Rock” while traveling and sang it into his answering machine from a hotel room. Here he is playing the original tape then playing it with a full orchestra. Goes insanely hard, greatest American sports theme ever composed:

[Foster @foster_type]

Rubio's habit of dropping rap lyrics into very serious situations shows that he understands that life is fundamentally absurd.

[hard mike @buffetbreaker]

recently I learned the guy playing porkins was interviewed by the FBI as a teenager because he was hanging out with Lee Harvey Oswald and his barber

[john @johnsemley3000]

and a guy who has a taco bell IN HIS HOUSE.

[Maker @pourem]

Cc @amacthursday

[Chris Scullion @scully1888]

If there was any doubt that Forza Horizon 6 is the game of the year, that doubt has officially been obliterated now.

[constans @constans]

Amazing things are happening on X, the everything app

[Bridgewater Police (Massachusetts) @BwtrPolice]

05/23/2026 10:40AM Caller from South/Pleasant Street reports male party wearing camo clothing and possibly carrying a bazooka in the area. Officer reports male is landscaper with leaf blower.

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

i’m pretty sure vrabel already made a boutte call