Pourio

Product Design for @lambdaAPI

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@johnternus Looking forward to great things ahead!

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It’s 2026 and everyone is still talking about AI. I’d like to announce that I have burned a total of $35.82 in Claude tokens. And that’s 1 whole month’s worth. No tokenmaxxing here.

Me so proud of me self.

I’ll go away now.

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I’m not a conspiracy theorist but when I am, the NBA is rigged.

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My 5 year old just called me “bro”. Idk how I should process that.

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Have you ever dropped your cell phone onto your face while lying in bed reading the news? Yeah, well neither have I.

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Customer service rep: I need to see some ID
Me: Here you go.
CS rep: This is a Korean passport.
Me: Yes.
CS rep: North or South?

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Debating whether I want to be on #threads or not. Pros: It's not Twitter. Cons: It's Meta.

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Wow. What is going on in Russia. Hopefully this means the war and madness will end soon.

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Love being asked if I’m from North or South Korea on the bus at 6:30am. Btw I’m being sarcastic if you couldn’t tell and I told him that I’m from the North.

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Uh…. Who’s ready for this! #Config2023

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Ready for this ish

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Looks like Vision Pro just killed the television.

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When a house is on fire, do you a) try to help put the fire out knowing it's going to all burn down, b) run inside and go down with the house, or c) enjoy the light show?

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don’t! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Whenever I have street tacos I roll the dice. It falls between regret and totally fine. Today, I got instant regret.

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Second power outage in less than a week.

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ChatGPT has become my new WebMD without the fear of dying from a common cold.

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#RIPTwitter

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EARTHQUAKE!!!

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So, just spent half a day with the entire 49ers team thanks to my son. #AutismAwareness