PowderMouse

let's get weird 😜✨

[PowderMouse @powdermouse_]

mornin tub

[PowderMouse @powdermouse_]

after a brief disappearance that lasted way longer than intended... hi 😂

[PowderMouse @powdermouse_]

my assistant just told me she has early onset dementia... perfect

[໊ @wynavira]

oopsies lost myself for about six years there

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i am an old woman & twitter is my porch

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Weirded out by homes with no pets. Like where is your creature

[matt @mattybtweets69]

You have such a way with worms

[rain @gears4brekfast]

fish to your head name a gun

[a @a8065287968522]

Im i am infertile from eating scented candles. The

[jan levinson @janlevinson69]

White people be like my dog is in his Saturn return

[ru @ruqaiyalore]

in all seriousness there is so much to love and be grateful for everyday

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

even platonically, i love intensely. intimacy is not reserved for romance. i will always respect peoples boundaries, but i think a lot of people are taken back because they've never been loved for the sake of being loved. i don't want anything. i just really love my friends

[PowderMouse @powdermouse_]

accidentally shut the car door on my dogs tail. i will be turning myself in to the police department tonight.

[eisha 🍒 @meishato]

the damage has been done (overshared)

[°𐐪♡Z𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖆𝖑/ 琇然♡𐑂*☆~. @zureeal]

You amuse me, Jester
You may enter my bed chambers

[PROFESSOR @SIGMAPROFESSOR]

Women are really wise, they obsessively love healers. Healers are those who have suffered terribly and returned to save others. Every real artist is a healer.

[rachel @rachcorrine]

Basically if you feel the urge to burn your entire life down and start over I highly recommend you listen to that.

[𝐣𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 ᥫ᭡. @jen_in_reverie]

I think the elephant really ties the room together.

[maneesha @ManeeshaSem]

when whimsy starts coming to you, don’t ignore. spray rose water on your pillows before you sleep, write letters to your angels, only use candlelight at night as if you’re a medieval princess. you have free will.

[temple runner @misscalcula]

i could totally invent 3 more stages of grief if they let me