Eli Jacobson

Just a single, sex positive gay guy living in San Diego. Marathoner. Bibliophile. Dollyite. Business insurance analyst.

[Eli Jacobson @powerbottomsd]

@BRWalkoff @JoelReuterBR Y’all literally just listed the playoff teams from 2025 [mostly in order of their post-season success]. Great deep-dive analysis there.

[Eli Jacobson @powerbottomsd]

@TalkingFriars He did one right when it counted most in extras… so enough of the negativity and hate already

[Eli Jacobson @powerbottomsd]

@DevineGospel You are the most negative [alleged] Pads fan on social. We are gonna clinch a playoff spot next week, and still have the potential to go deep, and almost all you do is hate.

[Eli Jacobson @powerbottomsd]

@TalkinBaseball_ If you’re gonna post stuff like this, post the entire video. To those hating on Arraez in the threads, it was a joke. After this happens, Luis pats him on the hand, and they smile at each other.

[Eli Jacobson @powerbottomsd]

@shoheiisdaddy @TalkinBaseball_ Says the Dodgers fan whose team keeps losing games to losing teams [and from an alleged parody account, at that]. Lots of irony here. 🙃👌🏻

[Eli Jacobson @powerbottomsd]

@bilzisdaddy It’s trash like you that give social media a bad name. How about having sports opinions without fat shaming or making ignorant statements that prove you know little about baseball. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Eli Jacobson @powerbottomsd]

@Padreshub This is a click bait user that clearly knows nothing about baseball. Don’t waste y’all’s time arguing with him. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Eli Jacobson @powerbottomsd]

@mookiep00 @TooMuchMortons_ It was a home run, dickwad.

[Eli Jacobson @powerbottomsd]

@I_Heart_Profar I abhor knee-jerk reaction ‘fans.’ Had Sears had a better game, you would’ve be saying this. Grow up, it was one game, and it’s just that… a ‘game.’ 🙄

[Eli Jacobson @powerbottomsd]

@ThBoneOfMySword Tell me you aren’t a real Padres fan without actually saying. The Padres have won 8 of their past 10. They know what they’re doing. You don’t. You don’t set a lineup solely based on batting average. Be better.

[Eli Jacobson @powerbottomsd]

@TalkinBaseball_ The fact that the Padres aren’t even on this list on prove the ignorance of relying solely on algorithms and betting nonsense.

[Eli Jacobson @powerbottomsd]

@Calibraska008 @TooMuchMortons_ But I agree with everything else you said; ppl need to give him a chance

[Eli Jacobson @powerbottomsd]

@Calibraska008 @TooMuchMortons_ Fermin is only 30, that’s far from being older than dust in baseball

[Eli Jacobson @powerbottomsd]

@TooMuchMortons_ This is such an ignorant view of someone that both clearly doesn’t understand how the bigger picture of baseball works, nor is a true Padres fan. Unfollowing this account.

[Eli Jacobson @powerbottomsd]

@MLBDeadlineNews Cult accounts pretending to be unbiased baseball news. In two words, ‘a joke.’ 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Eli Jacobson @powerbottomsd]

@lluvrofsports I hate people like you that people people have to be in a relationship to be happy. Kindly stop putting your heteronormative’s on others. 😘

[Eli Jacobson @powerbottomsd]

@TooMuchMortons_ I think this is an entitled, biased perspective. You as a fan have no idea of what he’s personally going through, nor the talent he does as one of the best in the game. If our humanity won, we would stop attacking him for being human. Just my half a cent.

[Eli Jacobson @powerbottomsd]

@cook17 This is the comment of someone that isn’t a true Padres fan. Gonna shit-talk Trevor Hoffman now…? 🙄

[Eli Jacobson @powerbottomsd]

@DevineGospel Anyone that thinks this is true actually knows nothing about baseball [or the longevity of the sport]. 🙄

[Eli Jacobson @powerbottomsd]

@AlScott1998 All the haters in this thread simply prove they were never fans to begin with: And P.S. y’all need to lay off the drugs.