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[ronwitdashifts @powertool_ron]

the 2025 equivalent of washington crossing the delaware is me drunk driving my midsize pickup home

[ronwitdashifts @powertool_ron]

@badgirlbigtits @jhernandezz17 @NFL_DovKleiman nothing lowkey about it

[ronwitdashifts @powertool_ron]

who’s that with the silicone bazookas behind home plate at american family field? #CubsBrewers

[ronwitdashifts @powertool_ron]

9-9-9 DONE IN 8.1. SHOUTOUT TO MY PARTNERS @CoachGrizz_ @PartsGuyTrain @CoachCodyMoser. All the odds stacked against us in a 1-0 ballgame in the ninth and we got through it.

[ronwitdashifts @powertool_ron]

9-9-9 challenge this evening with @CoachGrizz_ @PartsGuyTrain @CoachCodyMoser. Tap in. #mntwins

[ronwitdashifts @powertool_ron]

8 and 8 through 7. Finish line in sight but we gotta lock in. Might need 1 inning break

[ronwitdashifts @powertool_ron]

4 and 3.5 through 2. Like where I’m at but long road ahead

[ronwitdashifts @powertool_ron]

Loaded up. First pitch incoming

[ronwitdashifts @powertool_ron]

no one could sniff me at olympic driving while sushi eating i promise you

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

How you feel today is how we’ve felt for the last 7,591 days

[SleeperMLB @SleeperMLB]

tonight… for the first time in MLB history…. Paul Skenes will have run support.

[ChimmyBimmy @BimmyChimmy]

“Cal Raleigh has tied Brent Rooker with a 471 foot HR”

“We’re going to a Swing Off”

*2 minutes later*

“Cal Raleigh’s 471 foot HR went .05 feet farther then Brent Rooker’s 471 foot HR”

Yeah Okay @MLB

[MLB @MLB]

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[MLB @MLB]

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[Grizzle McDizzle @CoachGrizz_]

Men used to go to war, now they’re debating if they should buy a Pokémon Pass.

[ronwitdashifts @powertool_ron]

got my driver re-gripped so my slice will reach the clubhouse windows now #FromDowntown

[ronwitdashifts @powertool_ron]

married life might stink. currently when i wake up hungover and immediately order chinese carryout no one even thinks about stopping me and i like it like that.

[Big Glenn Network @BigGlennNetwork]

When I was little we used to take wiffle ball bats and swing at them when they were lighting up so the glowy part stuck to the bat. Have to imagine they’re making a comeback since I retired from that.