#bbtwt#parfies
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🦜 once chipped his beak by flying straight into a wall with his elytra. ☯️ ended up taking care him for the rest of the week by helping him eat his meals. now, occasionally, 🦜 pretends his beak hurts so ☯️ will care for him like that again.
🎭 irritating ⚡one day so ⚡decides to put him in a pet cage and treat him like a dog temporarily to make him behave but ⚡ realises he's highkey into this so it stops being temporary and 🎭 is just never free
#bbtwt do you guys fw this or do I need to die
How do you have a woman locked in a prison helpless yet STILL manage to fumble and be that pathetic. ☯️ I truly admire how dedicated you were to losing aura the moment you revealed your identity. And I mean this with love I think it’s charming
⚡ clinging to ⏱️ for ages everytime he gets the chance and refusing to get off his lap even though he (⏱️) has rlly important things to do and his legs have been numb for the past hour
Awww awww they so stupid I hope they die
#bbtwt