HappyCookiePaola

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[Pat Smith @patsmithcomedy]

Anyone else think that picture was a bit sussss.. 👀 😅

[FeelGoodThoughts @feelgoodtale]

The famous Italian diver Enzo Maiorca dove into the sea of Syracuse and was talking to his daughter Rossana who was aboard the boat. Ready to go in, he felt something slightly hit his back. He turned and saw a dolphin. Then he realized that the dolphin did not want to play but to express something.

The animal dove and Enzo followed. At a depth of about 12 meters, trapped in an abandoned net, there was another dolphin. Enzo quickly asked his daughter to grab the diving knives. Soon, the two of them managed to free the dolphin, which, at the end of the ordeal, emerged, issued an “almost human cry” (describes Enzo). A dolphin can stay under water for up to 10 minutes, then it drowns.

The released dolphin was helped to the surface by Enzo, Rosana and the other dolphin. That’s when the surprise came: she was pregnant! The male circled them, and then stopped in front of Enzo, touched his cheek (like a kiss), in a gesture of gratitude and then they both swam off.

Enzo Maiorca ended his speech by saying: “Until man learns to respect and communicate with the animal world, he will never be able to know his true role on this Earth.”~

[Council Estate Media @cem_uk_]

They released those five terror suspects on bail quicker than they release grandmas who wave Palestine Action signs

[Normal Island News @NormalIslandNws]

The five men suspected of plotting a massive terror attack at RAF Fairford have been released on bail. Authorities insist they are taking the matter seriously and refuse to accept this is all very weird.

They told confused reporters that if they have concerns, they’re happy to take them in a helicopter ride above the base. Don’t worry, it’s fine to fly through restricted airspace and film stealth bombers during the highest security alert—as long as you tell the public how dangerous Iran is.

Conspiracy theorists are questioning why terror suspects with three vans full of explosives are being set free. But they’re not considering that it’s perfectly normal when the terrorists are working on behalf of Israel. Ed Miliband assures us that the suspects have been safely returned to Mossad and he will take the strongest possible measures against Iran.

It’s understood that part of the reason for the suspects’ release was their cooperative behaviour. In the early hours of Sunday, they drove around in circles for hours to draw as much attention to their vans as possible. They then blocked off a road and patiently waited for someone to stumble across them. When they were discovered by a nosy farmer, they politely waited in the woods for police to arrive.

As you can see, this was all extremely helpful. Terrorists who actually wanted to succeed would’ve launched drones from tens of miles away, but these terrorists were super nice. This explains why police were so calm about the whole thing.

For example, they completely ignored the farmer when she told them she saw between eight and ten people. Officers insisted that catching five was enough. They had come under criticism for failing to evacuate nearby homes for nearly six hours. However, a spokesman explained they were concerned about the optics of Israelis driving people out of their homes again.

I would like to praise both the police and the base for the calm and professional way they handled this situation. They even tipped off the press in advance. World Source News reported that the Pentagon had intelligence of a threat at Fairford a whole two hours before the incident took place.

This helped reassure the public—false flags are much less scary when you know they’re coming. The situation was so controlled that nobody bothered to answer when people called the emergency line. It seems some people didn’t realise Fairford was only on pretend security alert.

Just remember the next time a major incident is taking place that Israel is probably behind that one too. This means nothing bad is likely to happen. I’m confident that Israel wouldn’t harm civilians to get its way, but we should probably behave ourselves, just to be safe.

[sitcom crave @sitcomcrave]

Jameela Jamil is calling for jail time and legal castration of the 7 Cornell University students accused of gang raping a 20 year old female student in October 2024.

"I think the likes of the Cornell 7 shouldn't be allowed penises anymore. They used them as weapons, so now they have to be confiscated. I think jail time, legal castration and a removal of the shaft seems like the bare minimum🍆🔪"

"Choppity chop" (📸: IG/jameelajamil)

[BloqueAntifa 🇵🇸 #BoraLula @BloqueAntifa]

Me duele la mano de tanto hacer tweet 🤣

Somos humanos no bots po!

Bora LULA 🇨🇱❤️🇧🇷

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Jewish MP Gerald Kaufmann in Parliament in 2009.

"My Grandmother was ill in bed when the Nazis came to her town, a German soldier shot her dead."

"My Grandmother did not die to provide cover for Israel to murder Palestinian Grandmothers in Gaza."

[˚₊ @_girlarchive]

and somehow “i’m on my period” is still treated like a minor inconvenience

[Spirit Of Attlee @SpiritOfAttlee]

Rupert Lowe has found his latest outrage: Dartford Grammar School for Girls went from 52% white British to 7% in a decade.

He calls it an attack on the country’s identity.

What it actually is, a selective school doing what selective schools always do.

They take the children whose parents can pay for years of 11+ tutoring. Then they call the result “merit.”

White working class kids have the lowest grammar entry rate of any major group. That was true before the latest migration wave and it is true now. Grammar schools were never a working class ladder. They were a filter that let a sliver of the already sorted through and told everyone else they weren’t bright enough.

Lowe wants you staring at the ethnicity pie chart instead of asking why a state school in Kent still runs an exam that rewards private coaches.

Kent’s own Reform council leader called his comments astonishing. Even they can smell the difference between talking about class and turning a girls’ grammar into a racial census.

Demographic change is real. Housing overspill from London is real. The tutoring arms race is real. None of that is fixed by Lowe counting African and Indian pupils like they’re an occupying army.

If you actually care about working class kids in Dartford, you fund the comprehensive down the road properly, you build the houses so families aren’t stacked in residual estates, and you stop pretending a 1950s selection exam is the last defence of Englishness.

The right will fight to the death over who sits in the grammar classroom.

They will never fight to abolish the grammar classroom.

[elsa @callmeMaharani]

men think women’s greatest fear is ending up alone. No. There’s nothing scarier than ending up trapped, married to a man who drains your energy, steals your labor, dims your ambition, and calls it love.

[liam cunningham @liamcunningham1]

If any fool attempts to tell you it isn’t a genocide, show them this quote and who said it.

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

Palantir have just bought themselves a Labour Lord with close links to the Labour government.

No other word to describe this other than corruption.

How can Watson remain a member of the House of Lords and keep the Labour whip?

[Keshvibez @keshvibezTV]

Jokes about women, written by men who actually like and love women, just hit so differently.

[Radical Graffiti @GraffitiRadical]

"No government will ever care about you except for your ability to do work.
Talk to your neighbours, care for each other"

Spotted in Somerset, UK

[HappyCookiePaola @PPeverati]

https://t.co/31x3mUiJHs

[Irish Unity 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @IrishUnity]

“Nobody with any sanity, including myself, would have anything but sympathy for the Palestinian plight. There’s not a sane person on earth who in any way sanctions what the fuck the Israeli authorities are doing.”

- Sinéad O’Connor

[ᶜᴰᶠᴬ @SirLV]

CTFU!

‘The Brits stole the tea, they don’t make the rules’

Instant death 😂