pheb

I'm not flirting, I'm just charming

[pheb @pphebb]

New challenge: put a dog bed on your couch and if your boyfriend sits in it he's either submissive or autistic

[pheb @pphebb]

"you can usually cut off half the joke/comic and it will be just as good if not better". well, this doesn't make sense, does it:

[pheb @pphebb]

me, not understanding the medical procedure:

oh, I've never seen that done but sure, I'd love a nose job. are you sure it'll fit?

[pheb @pphebb]

white people can't say "genuinely" anymore they have to say "lowkirkenuinely"

[pheb @pphebb]

not the move apparently

[mayah 𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯 @mxfhmxe]

lowkey the one on the left looks better 😭😭😭

[georeff 🐁 @GeoReffGD]

we gotta stop letting people just talk like that i’m ngl

[taoki @justalexoki]

even when she's eating nothing she couldn't fit it in one box 😂😂😂😂

[pheb @pphebb]

@LadyBebah @DownloadDisDih not a typo

[pheb @pphebb]

ok this is getting ridiculous

[pheb @pphebb]

@Timen67 @chocomwilkies @thicc_stick_boi visited ur account to find you're not joking

[pheb @pphebb]

@Good35560030 @aldrnnm @Fr_deadass wasn't really thinking friend I'm sorry

[pheb @pphebb]

@__j_money_ @Good35560030 @aldrnnm @Fr_deadass I'm an idiot. disregard my previous statement 👍🏻

[pheb @pphebb]

@Good35560030 @aldrnnm @Fr_deadass what the fuck are you talking about

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

pro tip: send a risky text in the morning to reduce your screen timing

[pheb @pphebb]

@LoveallGoyim @MikuEnjoyer72 and what influenced that?

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

In a Japanese zoo, famous male gorilla Kiyomasa was filmed sinking into deep thought after a quarrel with his partner.

[Neutralious @Neutralious]

Chris von Wangenheim

[. @playboicurrryy]

how it feels getting caught working out in your room

[pheb @pphebb]

slowly integrating myself into your life and pretending we've been friends since the bronze Age