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[Abhijeet Dipke @abhijeet_dipke]

Modi has accepted defeat even before our protest has begun.

The mass crackdown on protesters and the shutdown of Delhi are not signs of strength, but of a leader terrified of his own people.

[Cockroach Janta Party @_CJP_Official]

Well done, Delhi Police. This must be a threat to you too. 😡

[Mumbai Rains @IndiaWeatherMan]

From tomorrow onwards till Thursday/Friday Mumbai & surrounding areas including suburbs will get couple of spells of light to moderate rains with thunderstorms. Areas surrounding ghats & Thane interiors could get bit heavier thunderstorms for short period. #MumbaiRains

[pratik kamble @ppkamble]

@meSonalee आता बहिष्कार टाकणार.. कोणाकडे पंगा घेतला..? आता स्वतःला भारतीय बोलायचं नाही.. आता स्वतःला पाकिस्तानी बोलायचं.. तुकडे गँगच हस्तक बोलायचं...🤣🤣

[pratik kamble @ppkamble]

Dusroka Mazak Banakar..
Unpe Hasnewalo (memes walo) Tumhara Alag Se Hisab Hoga Bc

[pratik kamble @ppkamble]

Chand taare tod lau..
Saari duniyape main chaun..

:-ha la,tere baapne hi asmanme chore hai..

[pratik kamble @ppkamble]

Jevha mi ekdhyala fashionchya navakhali fataki jeans ghaltana pahato:

-Mi ugachch lahanpani thigal lavleli chaddi ghalayla lajaaycho.

[pratik kamble @ppkamble]

गल्लीत कुत्रं भुंकल तर ज्याची हातभार फाटते..
त्याच्या वाढदिवसाला शुभेच्छा देताना मित्र लिहतात

-इलाका किसीं का भी हो,धमाका सिर्फ अपने शेरका"

[pratik kamble @ppkamble]

दुनियामे इतनी सारी लडकीया है..
फिर भी तुम्हे उस एक बेवफा के लिये ही देवदास बनना है..

[pratik kamble @ppkamble]

He: Is janam me na sahi...
Hum agale janam me zaroor milenge..

She: Ha..Taki us janam me bhi main tumhara kant saku....

[pratik kamble @ppkamble]

https://t.co/4ilLIhHlwD

Desh bachana hai...
@kunalkamra88 @DhamiManpreet

[pratik kamble @ppkamble]

It's a love when a boy making a shayari only for you..And send it to you with your background pic..

Impresse karne ke Liye Toh Banda Kahi ka Maal,kahi pe bhi chipka Deta hai...

[pratik kamble @ppkamble]

Zindgi Me Sabse Badi Galati Ye Hui...
Ke Is Kamine Logoki Duniyame..
Hum Kuch Jyada Hi Shariff Reh Gaye..

[pratik kamble @ppkamble]

It's not सुरैया, जान लेगी क्या?

It's सुरैयाजान, लेगी क्या..?

[pratik kamble @ppkamble]

मर्द,नारी औऱ हिजड़े https://t.co/J1LpUhTC0j

[pratik kamble @ppkamble]

@AjEeTj_20 @CMOMaharashtra @SureshNakhua @Dev_Fadnavis Aho te reply nahi det..😂

[pratik kamble @ppkamble]

Tere dil me koi kamra khali hai kya?
Kiraye par lena tha...
Chand mahino ka agreement karenge..
Magar one month notice compulsory Rahega...

[pratik kamble @ppkamble]

BOLO 2019 ME BJP KO HI VOTE DOGE:

Are Yaha humari 'G..d' fati padi hai..
Kahase Vote karenge..

[pratik kamble @ppkamble]

Hum Sanskaari Bhi Hai..
Or Asasnkari Bhi Hai..
Bas Tum Kis Category Me Ate Ho..
Us Hisabse Hum Pesh Ate Hai..

[pratik kamble @ppkamble]

Galati Ka Ehsas Khud Hi Khud Ko Hona Chahiye..
Q Ki Dusre Ke Galti Nikalne Par Hum Usehi 'Ch..ya' Bolkar Khud Ko Sahi Manate Hai.