Cameron

- INTP/J - space cadet - cliff hippy - master namer - expert quarryman - renaissance man - DIY veteran - seasoned carpenter - professional talker

[Cameron @pple______]

imitate, elaborate, create

[Froggenþuſiaſt @Froggenthusias1]

Minecraft proves that abolishing child labour was a mistake. The children yearn for the mines.

[Cameron @pple______]

Bro, they’re finding titties on everything now

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Potato milk to hit the shelves at Waitrose this week and tipped to become a 2022 best-seller https://t.co/MXPlvdeK6H

[Skoog @Skoog]

Yousa can't see mesa

[rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed]

joe rogan: the titanic movie was fake because ice could never damage a metal ship

guest, historian: no it was real, that happened

joe: not possible no. if i whack an ice cube with a hammer, which one is gonna break

guest: that’s not the same thi-

joe: jamie google hammers

[Cameron @pple______]

Accidentally overused a peppermint body wash and for the past hour it’s felt like Jack Frost has been eating my ass

[Cameron @pple______]

Astrologists are basically space racists

[Alan Wagner @truewagner]

Finally! Obama is back in a BIG way!

[Cameron @pple______]

You know that shirt is expensive because of how complicated the pattern is.

[Cameron @pple______]

I don’t know if you guys know this, but apparently Waluigi purple isn’t really in style right now

[Cameron @pple______]

@MyNamesKennedy Don’t worry buddy, my cum is JACKED

[Cameron @pple______]

It’s wild that you eat food and then your body makes cum. You’re always eating jizz ingredients.

[Cameron @pple______]

Can some astrology hoe tell me why I broke my tv, ripped my shower curtain, and cracked my phone all in the same day?

[Cameron @pple______]

Santa? You mean the god of capitalism?

[Cameron @pple______]

More guys should reinvent their looks more often. New style of haircut. New outfit aesthetics. Wear some jewelry. Keep yourself on your toes. Give yourself constant opportunities to dial in who you are and who you want to be.

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

If I aired a highlight reel of your most selfish life moments and most shameful thoughts, you'd seem like an awful person. If I aired a reel of your best, kindest moments, you'd seem like a saint. But people aren't highlight reels, and the unedited cut is always a messy mix!

[Cameron @pple______]

If you think about it, furries are basically just people who really really like Halloween.

[Cameron @pple______]

If I were president it would be illegal to moan, groan, or grunt while in a public restroom

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

dracula with a guitar: anyvays here's vondervall

[Cameron @pple______]

I should give some context, his mom went inside for a second, came back out, saw him, quickly took a picture and promptly got him down. But check out that balance though. He’s more stable than most Utah marriages.

[Cameron @pple______]

My nephew is a G

[Cameron @pple______]

Due to popular demand, yes, I will curb stomp you upon request