michael

[michael @pplrstupid22]

@bennyjohnson The fact trump took that dude out makes him the best president. Bush/Obama were too scared of Iran to do anything to the guy who killed and maimed thousands of our service members.

[michael @pplrstupid22]

@wytzombie1337 @jimmyfailla @greg_price11 500000 now. Inflation baby!

[michael @pplrstupid22]

@greg_price11 No, the base of which inflation is calculated is up. Rate of inflation may be slowing but actually is still way up

[michael @pplrstupid22]

@Danagardens This is why soccer is the dumbest sport. Ties, flops, random time added to game. Lol

[WF @WhaleFUD]

Can we get 100,000 likes in support for Tesla phone? @elonmusk

[michael @pplrstupid22]

@CarmineSabia More likely SS agents wanted to cover their tracks of illegal behavior

[michael @pplrstupid22]

@DoriPrevin @nestolobo @d_feldman I would

[Naval @naval]

If Twitter was a Chinese company, Apple wouldn’t dare delete it from the App Store.

[michael @pplrstupid22]

@tim_cook just lost my business forever

[michael @pplrstupid22]

@Z077O @historyinmemes Nah the first kid nailed it. We are nothing more than a number

[😡 Angry 🇵🇸 Palestinian ☭ Commie @DroidLiberator]

Yes. StarFox 64 prepared me for this moment.

[michael @pplrstupid22]

@originalnahtnoj @ImagineAGuy Throw anchorage on that list. Beautiful approach but damn it has to be a tricky one

[bennett @ImagineAGuy]

i think all men sincerely believe they could safely land a commercial airliner in an emergency situation with only air traffic control to walk them through it

[michael @pplrstupid22]

@ImagineAGuy @Delta can you make this a reality show? Get a bunch of non pilots in a simulator to see if they could land a 757 successfully? I volunteer to go first!

[michael @pplrstupid22]

@Charlie_the_II @ImagineAGuy Here’s what I would do. Squawk 7700, request fighter escort to ensure I’m on correct guide slope, then pray.

[michael @pplrstupid22]

@Kaceycalhoon @ImagineAGuy *googles how to break into cockpit*…FBI shows up minutes later.

[michael @pplrstupid22]

@ImagineAGuy Yep

[Philip Schuyler @FiveRights]

Hey Apple, take a look at this.

Pls RT this message if you'd be willing to switch to a Tesla phone to use Twitter.

[michael @pplrstupid22]

Seriously, not one of these had made humanity better.

[Jon Erlichman @JonErlichman]

Didn’t exist on Thanksgiving 20 years ago:

iPhones
Android
Gmail
Twitter
Facebook
YouTube
Instagram
TikTok
Snapchat
WhatsApp
Netflix streaming
Spotify
Pinterest
LinkedIn
iPads
Google Maps
FaceTime
Uber
Airbnb
Fitbits
Zoom
Skype
Reddit
Discord
Twitch
Slack
Waze
AirPods
hashtags

[michael @pplrstupid22]

All have made society worse

[Jon Erlichman @JonErlichman]

Didn’t exist on Thanksgiving 20 years ago:

iPhones
Android
Gmail
Twitter
Facebook
YouTube
Instagram
TikTok
Snapchat
WhatsApp
Netflix streaming
Spotify
Pinterest
LinkedIn
iPads
Google Maps
FaceTime
Uber
Airbnb
Fitbits
Zoom
Skype
Reddit
Discord
Twitch
Slack
Waze
AirPods
hashtags