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I put on foundation the same way I put on face sunscreen

[Coin @SwagMiester49]

I’m coming over, you better not be spoon feeding the caged moon

my unruly ass:

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My newest (and fav) conspiracy is that my mom has a double life as the Duchess of Cambridge

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Mentally, I am a size 00.

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about

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Haters always checking up on how you’re succeeding. Keep your grass cut short to avoid snakes. @filesoftom

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Using your SAD light therapy lamp as a ring light during Zoom meetings >>>>>

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@filesoftom You gaba’d that gool king

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Yes eBay. Yes it is.

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It’s hard being the most attractive person in the DMV line.

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@filesoftom @taylrthacreator Watch it, respectfully

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Wherever my Ray Bans are, I hope they’re happy.

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Me when the Pandora is over and I’m at the bar with my friends.

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Not me. Us.

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‘When you have to sleep on the euro sham because you’re famous’ -@taylrthacreator at 3 am

[Former FBI Deputy Director Nick Lutsko @NickLutsko]

Trump’s tweets in memoriam

[Tammy Duckworth @SenDuckworth]

.@RepMaryMiller must resign immediately.

To say that Adolf Hitler, the perpetrator of the worst genocide in world history, is "right" about anything is disqualifying for any supposed "leader" serving in Congress.

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@RepMaryMiller You need to resign.

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Ope.