Matt

@Zendaya will you please notice me

[Matt @ppppppppmatt]

I’m still thinking about this

[Zendaya @Zendaya]

https://t.co/o97HrKp3uo

[B. 🇩🇴 @ayoBee_]

The trans athlete debate is one of the biggest political distractions of our generation. The NCAA president testified that there are fewer than 10 openly transgender athletes out of 510k NCAA athletes. Yet this small issue dominates headlines.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

lindsey graham was a warmongering psychopath who devoted his life to ensuring the murder of as many brown children as possible. we deserve an opposition party that prioritizes that aspect of his legacy over the fact that they were travel buddies

[liam cunningham @liamcunningham1]

This is Zionism

[Daniel Kunka @unikunka]

This line of thought is the most damaging mindset in American life.

Just because people can make money from a model doesn’t make that model good! It’s why we have the most expensive healthcare system in the world. It’s why kids take out crushing loans for college.

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

Probably the most disturbing thing you regularly encounter in America is how many people have been socialized to worship the profit motive as some sort of God that holds higher value than things like children being able to play sports

[Tyl (sounds like till) @ThatYungLad]

somewhere in America, in a state that is hundreds of miles from New York city, a man who makes $45,000/year has had his day RUINED by this news.

[Chef Joe Gera 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹 @redhotnerd]

John Denver was the most liberal dude on earth and absolutely hated Ronald Reagan. You’d be just as mad at him as you are at Bruce Springsteen. Country Roads is about the natural beauty he tried to protect his entire adult life as conservationist. Hope that helps.

[State of Palestine @Palestine_UN]

Genocide.

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

"The Plan? Stay poor forever so we can have lifetime passes to look at fish.”

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.

The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.

The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.

It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

sums up trumps america in one easy headline

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

[ARGUING WITH A GRADUATE OF THE PONTIFICAL UNIVERSITY OF SAINT THOMAS AQUINAS] “This doesn’t line up with what I remember from VeggieTales.”

[Cabot Montana @AmanitaFugax]

Dudes driving lifted trucks living 20ish minutes from town with their wife who is in an MLM and works as a CNA at the local old folks home, kids named Braelynn and Remington, grandma’s on disability, kids get free meals at school.

They hate Democrats with the fire of 1000 suns.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

This gets funnier every time I read it. There are so many layers to how stupid and obviously a lie it is. Every part, dumber than the last. It’s like a child describing a scary dream they had. Anyway, 40% of the country will immediately believe it.

[Illinois Men's Basketball @IlliniMBB]

What do you know about Keaton Wagler?

[Aaron Blake @AaronBlake]

“The Justice Department has withheld some Epstein files related to allegations that President Trump sexually abused a minor, an NPR investigation finds.” https://t.co/r3VrzYppaG

[charred skeever hide @low_dosage]

remember when it was absolutely vital that we allow Elon Musk to throw 50% of federal employees into the woodchipper in order to shrink the deficit

[Erik 'daibo' Kain @erikkain]

The woman was crying as she witnessed her neighbor ChongLy Thao, 56, a naturalized U.S. citizen, taken from his home in below-freezing weather, half-naked. ICE didn't even get the right guy. But sure, just make shit up.

https://t.co/pONjqqnyeE

[Zaid Jilani @ZaidJilani]

I knew this would be the next step. Turn Americans against universal childcare because obviously your kids daycare is a money laundering operation. Just dumb enough terminally online people will buy it.

[flux @fluxtheorist]

It was 17, not 72

They reduced the number of vaccines by 6. The ones that they are removing are for rotavirus, hepatitis A and B, meningitis and seasonal flu.

This is transparently stupid and you can thank RFK Jr., MAGA, and overly neurotic mothers with Dunning-Kruger.