Paul Pruett Jr.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(415): Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.

[Ron Howard @RealRonHoward]

Andy Griffith
His pursuit of excellence and the joy he took in creating served generations & shaped my life
I'm forever grateful
RIP Andy

[Paul Pruett Jr. @pprue]

She reminds me of a patio slug. She needs some salt poured on her.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Laughter in the workplace greatly reduces stress and boosts morale.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Before coffee became popular, beer was often served for breakfast in the United States.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

3:44AM is the most common time to wake up at night.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The largest amount of text messages sent in one month was 182,689.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Platypuses are poisonous.

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

'Never Mind.' Definition: You should've listened the first time

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Jim Parsons, AKA Sheldon Cooper form the Big Bang Theory is actually 38 years old.

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

There's a difference between... "okay" "okay?" "okay..." "okayy" and.. "k."

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

A woman will spend about 3,500 days of her lifetime menstruating.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Men laugh an average 69 times per day while women laugh an average of 55 times.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

People ages 24-35, on average, worry less than adults of any other age.

[Paul Pruett Jr. @pprue]

Free trash day Saturday, my favorite time of year. Throw that mess away!

[Paul Pruett Jr. @pprue]

@KatieDavenport https://t.co/eaWJIWGx

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

Hearing yourself sing in the shower and wondering why the hell you haven't made an album yet.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

McDonald's serves beer in some parts of Europe.

[Paul Pruett Jr. @pprue]

@jayfras nothing much. He's growing like a weed.

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

The sentence "THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG" uses every letter of the English Alphabet.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The most common recurring theme in nightmares is being chased.