Joshua Golden

an embarrassment to my family; awaiting SUDEP

[Joshua Golden @pr0ficimus]

At the end of the day, it's important to think about and consider what's going well in your life, and not focus on the negatives.

[Ukraine / Україна @Ukraine]

Good morning and happy Moscow burning day 🔥

[William "Balloon Guy" Kim @TheKimulation]

First, on-orbit space control weapons were not part of our negotiations or our agreement so I must do nothing.

And secondly, you must be a nuke or other WMD for the Outer Space Treaty to apply.

And thirdly, treaties are more what you'd call guidelines than actual rules.

[Rex v. Anton is Euromaxxing 🇪🇺🫡 @antonerable]

An Argentinian walks into a bar, he orders a beer and the bar tender serves it up

The bar tender says ‘Los Malvinas…’
The punter says ‘Son Argentinas!’

They both laugh

The bar tender says ‘That will be 2 Million Pesos’

[Kolchak the Dude (He/Him) 😇 🐊 🇺🇸🤝🇺🇦🍌 @ArthurKolchak]

“He used 21st-century resources to fight a 20th-century war, attempting to revive a 19th-century imperial map, and in the end, squandered Russia's 22nd century.”

[Morgan 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @Fenianmoder]

First catholic prime minister ever-

Uk immediately implodes

[XP 🧡 @xpstudiosp]

"Yes Your Holiness, jurisdiction will be restored soon, I assure you"

[Wild Wasteland Memes @Wasteland_Memes]

One moment to leave my box then I'll get back in it.

If you're uneducated enough to have an issue with the British government rightly making this statement, lemme put it very simply:

-49,000 slave owners, approx 0.19% of the population at the time, were given money to buy them out of owning slaves. British taxpayers paid to free the slaves.

-For decades during the 19th century, Britain dedicated 1/6th of it's entire Navy specifically to seek and capture other nations' slave ships to free the slaves on board. The economic cost was bore by the taxpayer. 2,000 British sailors lost their lives.

-During the US Civil War, Pres Lincoln blockaded Cotton exports from the USA. This put more than half a million working Britons out of already very poorly paid work. After months, the mill owners worked a deal with the US govt to reopen trading. More than half a million working class Britons voted AGAINST the deal citing that they didn't ever want to work with goods produced from slavery again.

About half as many (24,000 ish) Brits died from malnourishment, disease etc in the affected cotton factory communities as a direct result of that action as ever owned slaves.

-Britain paid £400,000 to Spain to convince it to stop its slave trade. It also placed diplomatic pressure on France to stop them too.

Of every empire that ever took part in slavery, Britain is the ONLY ONE that grew a conscience, stopped its own, and then set out to stop everybody else without any outside encouragement.

And it is also the only one that has maintained a successful and genuinely beneficial diplomatic network to lift up and empower its former territories- the Commonwealth- which has helped ex-colonies outperform their peer nations in almost every way ever since.

Not to mention endless and unwavering humanitarian relief when a hurricane rips through their islands every season, or when an earthquake buries their brothers and sisters under their own houses.

The British taxpayer has bore the cost of all of that. Britons voted in favour of that responsibility in the 19th century, decades before anybody else grew a conscience of their own- even African Kingdoms such as the Asanti Empire who only stopped slaving when Britain took over Ghana and made it illegal.

You reparationsit types don't harass modern-day Turks over the 6-8 million slaves that passed through the Ottoman Slave trade, or modern-day Ghanaians for the millions that the Ghana and Asanti empires captured, abused, and traded in the Trans-Sharan and Transatlantic trades. You don't even get on at the Arab and African countries who still enable slavery today. Why?

There is no other demographic/nation/country for which people feel so empowered to blame the crimes of the most miniscule proportion of its ancestry, which were undone and atoned for by exponentially more of its ancestry, on an entire diaspora that has lived for generations with no direct culpability in said crimes.

Every population in the world has been a victim to another population at a given time. The following paragraph should be the one that sticks from this whole rant:

The working class, poor, destitute British man and woman who rotted in workhouses for centuries had more in common with their African slave counterparts than they ever did their compatriot masters. That's exactly why they bloody well did something about it. British people en masse stood WITH the slaves. Not with their feet on their necks.

Reparationism towards the British nation is just politics of division, meant to absolve commonwealth governments of their own failures towards their people at the expense of a population who have never committed the crime they are demanding reparations for, and whose ancestors paid the human and economic price for for the last 2 centuries.

This is the last post I'll make on the matter.

[Lucius Winslow @Lucius_Winslow]

The scene at the palace.

[SK Media @SpaghettiKozak]

Bro thought he cooked- got cooked.

[Restore Australia 🇦🇺 @RestoreAussies]

“See yourselves out” - King Chad III

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

God forbid a man aura farms before slicing his best friend’s limbs off and leaving him to burn alive in a river of lava.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

I'm sorry, but Dolly Parton never spoke to my particular esoteric cause--the endangerment of the North American Belly-Winged Dung Beetle--and thus, I must conclude she was not a caring person. Behold my superior contrarianism and weep in awe, you feckless sheep.

[Alex Bond @AlexBondODUA]

You couldn't ask for more accurate advertising for the russian army.

[ria ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @AQUAKTTY]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Aamer @IbnKulthum]

Saw some depressing stat about illiteracy recently. Some 87% of readers believe ASOIAF explores complex themes of power, corruption, and the soul when in reality it is simply about how awesome House Blackwood are and how House Bracken sucks so much.

[Jennie Too Has Gifts 🏳️‍⚧️💾🔞 @gncgalactus]

If Daemon Targaryen sat the iron chair he would immediately develop a Tyler Durden esque alternate persona to scheme against himself

[Luke Coffey @LukeDCoffey]

Waste of time. Arm Ukraine instead.