Cantaloupe Monster

[Cantaloupe Monster @pr1ncess_monsta]

My version of thoughts and prayers is like and comment. Please respect my wishes at this time. #f4f

[Cantaloupe Monster @pr1ncess_monsta]

Year of catching print

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Drinks r starting to taste like I need to know who everyone voted for

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My haters are such low elo

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Accept all cookies? Ya I bet you did #fatty

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The dough-ter of the (sand)witches you couldn’t burn

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If you’re mean to me then that means you have cuteness aggression towards me

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I’m sick

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Your honor, the proof is in the pudding

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I love Irish exiting. After I say goodbye to everyone❤️

[Cantaloupe Monster @pr1ncess_monsta]

Your honor, my client had to commit to the bit

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Your honor, my client is a cancer rising…

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I need to drive down a one-way street just to feel something again🥀

[Cantaloupe Monster @pr1ncess_monsta]

Your honor, the only crime my client is guilty of is wearing that shirt with those pants

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BDE!!!! Only 1 out of my 4 parasocial crushes posted for Valentine’s Day! Less goooo❤️😋👌

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BDE= Best Day Ever

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You have the right to remain busty. Anything you say cans and will be used against you in a court of bra. You have a right to a brattorney. If you cannot afford a brattorney, you will be able to stuff your own bra if you wish.

[Cantaloupe Monster @pr1ncess_monsta]

ISO vampire boyfriend