sarah

insane, completely out of touch, blinded by the idea of love, great coats, etc

[claire rowden @clx1re]

a lot going wrong in my life right now and all signs are pointing to finally seeing the minions & monsters movie in the cinema being the thing that’s going to save me

[Magills @magills_]

First Supreme Court ruling today affirms by 8-1 vote that u r gay. Kagan dissents.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer the Minions fought the Monsters, and I had no idea what I was doing in New York.

[US Open Tennis @usopen]

A fashionable walk-out for Naomi Osaka at Wimbledon 🤩

[elliot 🎭 TEAM COMEDY @rexlottie]

BLEND WEMBY INTO SOUP #BlendWembyIntoSoup

[Blight Yoakam @BlightYoakam]

OMG..

The LGBTQ crowd is mad because Jersey Mike's Original Italian Sub is stealing their attention during Pride Month.

😂😂😂

[funplings @funplings]

@Duderichy Tar warned of this

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Cinco de Mayo on Taco Tuesday

[kath @kathsox]

it’s a beautiful thing to have someone watch the way you get about baseball and still want to talk to you

[saying "yes, master" to the GPS @GarlicCorgi]

The Reverend Mother of the Bene Gesserit is WEAK on Crime.

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

Tina Fey needs to sue him for Tracy Jordan side quests copyright infringement

[mary @elaine_stritch]

Joan Didion…in the improv challenge, it was truly The Year of Magical Thinking…but on the runway…you were Slouching Towards Bethlehem

[Mike @hammerito]

Opening Day should be a national holiday. This country has created precisely three things outside of pain and suffering:
- baseball
- jazz
-peanut butter

[nice handsome boy @edward861312]

oh you're a yankees fan? like donald trump? like henry kissinger? like jeffrey epstein?

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

If I was in the 60s i probably wouldn't be smoking weed and being counterculture . I would be in my interestingly designed house listening to bossa nova

[F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco]

Don’t have any flights but I’m at LGA right now waiting in the TSA line just cause I wanted to catch the vibe

[Matt Kramer ⛰ @kramerposts]

girls love being interrogated by the way. if you tell a girl that you're planning to interrogate her she will be thrilled at the prospect of receiving intense and undivided attention