the pirate king

my mind is twerky

[the pirate king @pr3cious_ly]

need to get back to this. and then, go leaner.
(posting here for accountability)
back to counting calories from tomoro lfg 🗣️

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@bigansh lmao

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me & who & when 😭

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@daleverett @daltonmeon @damienhe @evokoa_ai congrats!!! thats incredible

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i need to FAFO way more than i do

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Scaring the hoes by being too genuine

[the pirate king @pr3cious_ly]

felt myself being dissociated from the reality to very scary levels today

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Woke up and didn’t seemingly unlearn decades of harmful behaviors and cognitive distortions over night. I need to die

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me & who 😔

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@sundaramtwts @ugoodmud6 why r u bringing this on my TL 😔

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@_hrithikn @JimJamBroskie

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oh yes i had to explain to a 22yo that a wet tissue (lightly wiped wet hands with) doesn't go in the wet waste bin 🫪

[Kanika @DalRotiForLife]

if you’ve high hopes for the future of this country, here’s a reality check: I recently had to explain to a 20yo that a wet wipe goes in dry waste and a banana peel goes in wet waste. and that too someone from one of the country’s elite institutes. educated much?

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@nilesyadv everything about this is so cute 😭

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criminal lawyers in india are crazy bottom dwelling leeches who will claw apart a suffering family just to get the case ffs

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@bowwchickawwoww later i cry in the washroom 😔

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whether i learn anything from my current job or not, i will definitely learn how to deal with an unhappy person set out to suck the joy out of my life all because im early in my career but refuse to kiss their ass. (:

[the pirate king @pr3cious_ly]

the funniest part of working in healthcare IT is watching a $50B company manually copy-paste from jira to excel to reports because the AI or tools that could do it in 11 seconds haven't cleared compliance yet.
we are so close to the future and yet so incredibly far.

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@_hrithikn badass nahi hu, i cry in the washroom 😔

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@nilesyadv

[the pirate king @pr3cious_ly]

there's so much yuck in this world, hate, negativity, crime, appalling opinions and disrespect. like constantly everywhere around us, social media or not. how do you guys manage to not get overwhelmed and crashout?