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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.

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IT’S A F*CKING FETISH, JANET 📣👏

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@AJamesMcCarthy Now I need you to use your lil telescope and inspect the sun to see how long it has to live.

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@AJamesMcCarthy “Any planets that were around this star have been destroyed.”

THANKS ANDREW, NOW I’M GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT THE SUN DYING AND KILLING US ALL

Why’d you have to say that?? ☹️

[A, herself @pr3ciousroy]

@AJamesMcCarthy Cats would never do this to us

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@AJamesMcCarthy @astro_reid This is not a cat, but the moon looks so cool here that I’ll allow it. 👍

[A, herself @pr3ciousroy]

@FinnFreeGuy @kamin_amy @AJamesMcCarthy @astro_reid I wish!

You have no idea how much I want to adopt another cat now that Lamby passed, but Monster doesn’t like strange cats at all, so I’m refraining from getting another for his peace of mind. He loved his sister, but is very aggressive to other cats.

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This shit makes me so angry 😡

I have a bunch of Mormon cousins in Utah and they’ve come down here on their missions before. I hate to think they might’ve been harassed by straight trash like this. They are the kindest people you could possibly meet. I don’t think they’d understand this behavior at all.

[A, herself @pr3ciousroy]

@BobRichards57 @StrangeLounge @AnthonyCumia Yep, definitely Mormon.

(Source: I have a bunch of Mormon cousins who live in Utah and have come down here to do exactly this. They are the sweetest people and this video makes me extremely angry.)

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@BadBoatBitch @truthlafayette @CindyHayes03 @sportsguy365675 @AGLizMurrill @JoeBiden Yeah, they won’t, because they literally get off on violating our boundaries.

That’s why they all take trophy selfies of themselves in the bathroom mirror of the ladies room. Gotta get photographic evidence of the conquest! 😒

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@FinnFreeGuy @kamin_amy @AJamesMcCarthy @astro_reid He’s 15 years old.

Yeah the most recent cat I lost, Lambchop, was my absolute favorite of all the cats and it was excruciatingly painful to lose her last year.

[A, herself @pr3ciousroy]

@WrathQueenof @truthlafayette @CindyHayes03 @sportsguy365675 @AGLizMurrill @JoeBiden I did not know that… *shudders* 🤢

…but it certainly explains a lot about why they constantly bring up the nonexistent concept of “genital inspections” that nobody ever suggested we perform.

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@CrystallineM77 @truthlafayette @CindyHayes03 @sportsguy365675 @AGLizMurrill @JoeBiden I mean, you can speak whenever you want, but you should probably read the conversation first so you know what we’re discussing.

No need to be dramatic about it.

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@CrystallineM77 @truthlafayette @CindyHayes03 @sportsguy365675 @AGLizMurrill @JoeBiden We’re talking about for sports, not the bathroom. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[A, herself @pr3ciousroy]

@truthlafayette @McqValen31808 @CindyHayes03 @sportsguy365675 @AGLizMurrill @JoeBiden Oh, we’re still doing this? Cool cool

She can go into the men’s and nobody will care.

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@truthlafayette @BigTomBoye @CindyHayes03 @sportsguy365675 @AGLizMurrill @JoeBiden For the law to affect her, somebody would first have to care to call the police over this, and nobody will. Because women are not a threat to men.

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@truthlafayette @DaisyDDesjardin @CindyHayes03 @sportsguy365675 @AGLizMurrill @JoeBiden Nobody will call the police on her because nobody will care.

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@truthlafayette @DaisyDDesjardin @CindyHayes03 @sportsguy365675 @AGLizMurrill @JoeBiden I can see that you think this is a major “gotcha” since you’ve posted it 3 times now.

But actually, she can go into the men’s and nobody will care.

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@truthlafayette @BigTomBoye @CindyHayes03 @sportsguy365675 @AGLizMurrill @JoeBiden She can go into the men’s. Nobody will care.

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@truthlafayette @jo_kelllo @CindyHayes03 @sportsguy365675 @AGLizMurrill @JoeBiden She can go into the men’s. Nobody will care.

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Yeah, when I had all 4 cats together in the house, 2 of them did NOT like each other at all and that was kinda hectic sometimes. But the cats were of varying different ages as I had adopted them at different times over the years.
Now I’m down to just one cat, as the others have passed away.

[A, herself @pr3ciousroy]

@FinnFreeGuy @kamin_amy @AJamesMcCarthy @astro_reid Ah, 4!