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a cat lover who owns a dog !! bedroom guitarist !!

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The most dangerous foes are not those who openly oppose you or talk shit about you behind your back, but rather those who pretend friendship and loyalty, yet fail to defend you in your absence and secretly cozy up to your enemies!

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Nothing can shake me in this world except when my mother is unwell!
I feel like I am the weakest person in this whole world, faking it to appear stronger!

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I find the 👍 emoji reassuring when coworkers use it in work-related conversations. However, the same emoji can be triggering for me in personal conversations!🥴
Aisa kyun hota hai🧐

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@Roflrai Roti

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Itna jalte kyun ho?
Kahin tum roti toh ni ho? 😪

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@doNI8NIdo 😘

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@LyfisVariable Shatt aaap

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Whenever I scold her, she hides where she thinks I can't see her🤣🐾

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@LyfisVariable 😭😭
https://t.co/NApPJXb8aF

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@adrakwalichai1 Shoes polish karne jaise floor par rakhi ek lekar bhaag gayi aur de ni ri vapas issliye😭

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@adrakwalichai1 Shoes polish karne jaise floor par rakhi ek lekar bhaag gayi aur de ni ri vapas issliye😭

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@bhavyaarora002 Send

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The rain ruined my Sunday

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You don't need motivation to be kind....
kindness comes naturally!

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

People who choose to be kind everyday despite of not receiving the same kindness back, what motivates you ?

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Sukoon wali khushiyaan ☕

[MrsG @SonnetAndWine]

QT Chotu Chotu khushiyan 😅

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Rahul Gandhi Mohabbat ka dukaan hai!😪

[. @single_soul1]

Waise rahul Gandhi kashmiri Brahmin hai Parsi ?

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Koi iss "YOGI" ko samjhao ki ladki ko dekhkar niyat kharaab hona natural ni mental sickness hai!

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@RahulTavar_ 🫠

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Online ho ya offline, aaj koi kuchh ni bolega kyuki mujhe chid machi hui hai faltu me😩

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Me as a lawyer : Ok yaar! sab meri galati hai, ab khatm karo iss baat ko!

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@RahulTavar_ Isko aap apna mobile lock screen me lagao🫠

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@LyfisVariable 😩😩 I wish I could

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@Politicalprisn My boss is a lady who is extremely gorgeous even in her 60s

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Dimaag toh theek hai hai iska?