Prester John

Evil Lightskin

[Prester John @pr_o_wler]

My life is falling apart mehn

[Prester John @pr_o_wler]

I commend you all to God!

[ShakeyD @ShakeDrizzle]

been moving different ever since I got a beautiful girlfriend that is reallynice to me

[Shahanshah of the Internet Age @ChazakielDoremi]

Me n my friends used to beat up the kids that caused the collective punishment after school, and it always seemed pretty clear cut to us that that was the actual reason for collective punishment

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

nobody can ragebait as successfully as your own mother can

[Prester John @pr_o_wler]

Something I'm paying for. Lmao.

[DR-TGb🏄🏿‍♂️-iSellWears👟👔🧢 @alt_tgbwears]

I don’t understand adding password to an unlimited source of data

[Prester John @pr_o_wler]

Palmer slander in 2025🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

[Korede kimmich 🍫🪖🪖 @spartankimmich]

The best attacking midfielder in the world doesn’t have assists this season 😂😂😂

[Prester John @pr_o_wler]

My yearly reading of purple hibiscus

[Maliha @CaffeinatedLiha]

I believe you should always re-read your favorite books at different stages of your life. The plot never changes but your perspective does.

[Shylock Holmes @shylockh]

While it is an imperfect rule, I think that most people who are trying to describe somebody's mental state would be better off using older synonyms rather than their modern therapy equivalents.

They are not narcissistic, they are selfish and thoughtless.

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[Prester John @pr_o_wler]

Word salad

[LIVELY @mc_lively_]

Speak your mind lol…

You all do.

Chelsea fans, Liverpool fans, United fans…you all hate Arsenal…what’s crazy is, yall don’t even know why lmaooo…cos many of you grew up watching your club do bad things over and over to Arsenal. (Arsenal was the banter club)

So what you hate Arsenal for, I ll never know…if I were to guess, I ll say it’s the fact that Arsenal were always so bad so it masked your own incapabilities and you didn’t have to feel so bad even when you are failing.

Now that you are failing woefully time and time again and there’s no Arsenal for you to criticize…you are unraveling.

Of course you all will hate Arsenal and support City to win the league.

[Prester John @pr_o_wler]

God abeg

[HYPETRIBE @hypetribeng]

Shenseea Says She Is Coming to Lagos & Needs a Rich Man ����🇳🇬❤️

[Prester John @pr_o_wler]

Found myself in tutorial hell again.

[FS YUSUF @FSYusuff]

I beg you all in the Name of God, let’s not forget the 165 Children of St MARY Catholic School still in Captivity by Fulani Kidnappers

Please.

Please.

Lend your voices. Use your platforms. Keep demanding.👏🏾

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

These are some of the manipulation done to the tax laws.

Nigerians seee

[pshegs @pshegs]

9 months ago I started shouting about the Tax bills. Yes, I'm the Segun referenced in that video. I have been to the National Assembly over this and GMO very many times, and finally we are here.
David said it recently how Bill Gates is writing Nigeria's laws on food. I was there LIVE, and I am happy that FINALLY, we are getting to see the color of our problems in this country.

The World Bank and IMF loans will be paid with this tax, SUPERVISED by TAX INSPECTORS WITHOUT BORDERS https://t.co/iRYyZGrsEK, whose operations need to be seamlessly enabled by your constitution. Enforcement is their specialty, and they need to operate without much hindrance.

They will become the super weapon to silence anyone because somehow, everyone WILL BE GUILTY of tax evasion so far you are not sitting with them daily to explain the daily entry and exit of money in your account.

We are in the worst of times. Wake up everyone.

https://t.co/GmcXXQYJzE

Watch this 21 min interview on Newscentral. Your GPS and financial data are not classified as sensitive data according to our data protection act. - selah.

[Prester John @pr_o_wler]

All hail Japanese shitbox technology

[Daddy Lewa @TheHN1C]

The way Toyota makes their cars, you can tell they’re designed mainly for civil servants and Uber drivers.

[Prester John @pr_o_wler]

I finally watched the chainsawman movie. It's beautifully made. Unfortunately it has given me the courage to accept something I've been struggling to understand: I don't like Chainsawman

[LOTUS🪷 @Phechr_Ufuomaa]

I don't think you guys understand what is going on, neither do you comprehend the damage these people have done to citizens.
I can't say much about other countries making certain requirements right now because you are Nigerian.
Qatar no dey answer Nigerian again right now.
If you are Nigerian with ILR, you will not be allowed in their country. It is boldly written there.
Until you start making these people and their kids uncomfortable, they will continue to run this country down to hell.
No, God will not punish them, God will not pay them back, God will not do anything.
Your pastors are very much in bed with them and that is why they tell you to pray. Your pastors are contractors benefiting from the misery of Nigerian citizens.

I despise you modafukers that keep defending these evil males and their pathetic defective families in power. That 20k they're paying you people to defend them will choke you.

Even though illiteracy is doing many of you, your brain cannot be possibly that cooked to be so blind to the evil they're doing. They're robbing us blind to hell. They have dual citizenship together with their families.

How many of you have between 30m - 50m to japa? At this rate, y'all will soon require visa to go to Ghana because of your stupidity. Using religion and ronu to run a fucking country. Una dey mad?

Israel had to fucking apologise to Ghana. Nigerians are all about religion and tribalism, Una dey crase? The world is literally turning against us, wtf 😡

We literally have brilliant minds and we break records and do so well outside Nigeria. What tf is going on? Those bastards definitely cannot believe their luck.

Your pastors are busy putting their nose in women's business, what women should wear, how women must not do this or do that.

Country dey burn, Una dey there dey shout "hallelujah" for person wey Una suppose wear slap.

Nobody wanna deal with Nigeria's bullshit anymore. We literally have a bad name and a bad reputation. Many of you are as horrible as your fucking leaders and you people need to hold hands and walk straight to hell. Because you modafukers are waiting for your turn so you can steal too, that is why you defend these evil people with your dark soul.

These people are working overtime to keep you in poverty, keep you uneducated so they can give you rice.

During election, they send thugs, you make a video and post and nothing happens. At what point do you put the damn phone down and fight back? They're literally willing to stay in power no matter what, they will kill whoever and they will use thugs.

Let me remind you that the military is also made up of "rehabilitated" terrorists. How many family members do you want to bury? Complain, hashtags, adapt and cruise. Rinse and repeat. Na life Una dey live so? Cycle of poverty and struggle.

[Yehgha @yaygha]

This one acts like a baby around me but moves like an agbero around her siblings.

The duality of woman