Practicalmachine

God created networks to train the faithful. One cannot go against the word of God.

[Practicalmachine @practicalmchn]

@ZeekArkham @TheRicanMemes Ditto with Fauci

[Practicalmachine @practicalmchn]

@bluelivesmtr Amen Brother!!!

[Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸 @ZeekArkham]

Dear Pookie,

Did we watch the same interview? Was there an extended cut you saw that everyone else didn’t? Is the crack in your brain still working and you “watched” an interview that only a crackhead could see?

El-Sayed thought circumcision and castration were the same thing. He didn’t know how much his socialist plan would cost. He put on a masterclass of pivoting and avoiding questions.

I know you want to swing off his nuts because he’s the new Democrat darling and you’re trying to get back in their good graces after being an old, dried out, past his prime, crack smoking, Tuesday lunch special strip club stripper, has been, but this ain’t it.

Socialism is so wonderful, even crackheads move to deep red states.

No hugs. Now get out of my state!
Zeek

[Practicalmachine @practicalmchn]

The Sovereign Citizen folks should just be deported.

[Practicalmachine @practicalmchn]

Awesome!!!

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

The most patriotic intro to a sporting event you will ever see...

Every sports league should take notes.

[Practicalmachine @practicalmchn]

And that is why you will win. Truth, when shown and spoken so clearly is the antidote to deadly stupidity.

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

My opponent Katy Stout just got caught red-handed LYING about Big Bend construction.

Either she’s clueless about Texas District 23, or she was just caught intentionally lying. Either way, it’s just another of many reasons she’s not qualified to lead.

[Practicalmachine @practicalmchn]

Amen.

[AwakenedOutlaw⚒️ @AwakenedOutlaw]

Do I understand all the details of why Trump does what he does, or when he does it? Nope. I doubt many do.

But in my book, that's ok b/c I trust that crazy son of a bitch. That's where the idea of letting him cook comes into play. No one else has ever fought as hard on our behalf as he has... and it's not even close.

While some folks have a hard time with that part, I don't. And that's actually where my peace of mind comes from.

You're welcome to disagree with me, of course. Chicken Littles will always do what they do. Their existence is largely wound up into a constant state of chaos and anxiety, but that has zero influence on how I and many others see things.

And as for me, I'm comfy AF.

[Practicalmachine @practicalmchn]

I seem to recall that separation of church and state was a core issue...if Islam is replaced in the language as "any religion"...and it would protect Jews, Christians and other denominations then I could support it. As it is, it sounds like: "if your Muslim and get hurt feelings"...

[Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins]

If I may, son

1. All lads in the car are complicit when they made the choice to be passengers
2. I am not stupid. But your dad does like to call me bitch in bed
3. I prefer Jewish people to Arabs. Jewish people understand personal hygiene
4. You spelled cunt wrong

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Every American should be furious by this

American bank worker was told he had to train his foreign worker replacement. He did, and then shot himself in the parking garage

JD Vance “A computer programmer — was let go at the bank that he worked at, and the bank, they told him, "You're only gonna get your severance package if you trained a foreign replacement to do your job instead”

“And it's a heartbreaking story because he did it. He dutifully did what he was asked to do, and on his last day, he packed up his things, he walked to the office parking lot, he got in his truck, and he shot himself.”

JD Vance didn’t name the bank but I will

It was Bank of America in California

Kevin Flanagan was a software programmer and developer. After being laid off, he shot himself in the parking garage

Multiple reports confirm Bank of America was outsourcing work to India firms and even imported H-1B workers

[Practicalmachine @practicalmchn]

How silly! Don't you know that combat operations only occur in good weather due to the gentleman's agreement that covers all conflict??

If you're going to have to fight, you must be prepared to do so in any weather. It's a fool who thinks inclement weather impedes war!

[Joe Redden | The Older Millennial @teameffujoe]

“Forced to work under harsh weather conditions”

Welcome to the military you absolute fucking pussy.

[Laura Loomer 🇺🇸 @ELauraLoomer]

Sophie Cunningham is AGAIN THE ONLY player putting her hand on her heart during the National Anthem

This is why the Woke Mob is coming for her

I STAND WITH SOPHIE 🙏

[Byl Holte @SirBylHolte]

Let me make one thing crystal clear:

After three days of hateful racist insults from the so-called "black community," even when Trump is gone, I will still be voting AGAINST DEMOCRATS.

No matter how many times they say “REPUBLICANS HATE YOU.”

No matter how many times they say “REPUBLICANS ARE RACIST.”

No matter how many times they say “REPUBLICANS WON’T ACCEPT YOU.”

I will STILL vote every single time to keep democrats out of the White House.

Because their values are not my values.

My values are not:

Illegals.

Trans ideology.

Anti-white racism.

Anti-male sexism.

OR LETTING CRIMINALS, BULLIES, AND VICTIMIZERS GET AWAY WITH THEIR CRIMES.

My values are a country that works for ALL of its LEGITIMATE citizens.

So no matter what happens in 2028 or any year after that, I will always vote to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

And as long as democrats stand against that, I will stand against them.

God bless America 🇺🇸

[Mrgunsngear @Mrgunsngear]

I am once again calling for a ban on all social media posts by military members in uniform unless approved by the unit Public Affairs Officer (PAO) and/or commander.

This shit is an embarrassment to the institution... 🤡

#military #navy #gay #WTF #USNavy #DOW #decline #FailedState

[Practicalmachine @practicalmchn]

The look in your eyes mirrors my own thoughts. There's nothing toxic about masculinity, all you have to look at are the broken families that exist without a father.

[Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸 @ZeekArkham]

We need to bring back toxic masculinity. Like, right now.

[Practicalmachine @practicalmchn]

Love is the best indicator.

[Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸 @ZeekArkham]

Because I had an abusive, narcissist of a father who told everyone of how wonderful of a dad he was, I’m always hesitant to call myself a good dad. I always simply say I do my best by my daughter and leave it at that.

However…

I’ve been gone from home for about a week and a half for training. Today when I picked her up from school, she ran to me, jumped in my arms, and hugged me tightly. She kept repeating “I missed you so much.”

Lets me know I’m on the right track.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to take her to her new dance studio where they’ll try to bankrupt me.

[KidRock @KidRock]

I don’t care enough to answer every hater.

If I stopped to respond to every miserable blogger, failed cultural referee and bargain-bin music critic who used my name for clicks, I’d never have time to make music—or fulfill my duties as “The Mayor of Awesomeville.” 🕺

Most of it is background noise.

But every once in a while, it’s fun to pick one, drag the reporting into the daylight and watch the narrative fall apart under the weight of the facts it left out.

Today’s example: writer Alyssa Fields.

Her page:

https://t.co/IcXQLr8dmu

Let’s begin with Alyssa’s August 14 article, “The 10 biggest douchebags in country music”:

https://t.co/CcwDUjrWpG

Honestly? I think the list itself is funny.

I like just about every artist on it—a lot. Zach Bryan is the exception; he actually seems pretty douchey to me. But then again, I don’t know him.

It’s an opinion piece written to piss people off and generate clicks.

Mission accomplished.

No problem. All’s fair in love, war and cheap listicles.

But there’s an extra joke hiding inside this one: Alyssa’s supposedly fresh article looks an awful lot like a Phoenix New Times article published 12 years earlier—with the exact same title.

Here’s Mike Seely and Phoenix New Times Staff’s June 26, 2014 article, “The 10 Biggest Douchebags in Country Music”:

https://t.co/LzSx6l2Pkm

Same title? Maybe that’s just laziness.

But then compare the introductions.

The 2014 article describes country music using this sequence:

“Booze, chicks, jacked-up pickups, extreme redneck sports, spring break.”

Alyssa’s 2026 version describes it this way:

“Booze, women, jacked-up pickups, extreme redneck sports and spring break.”

She apparently changed “chicks” to “women,” added an “and” and called it a day.

Then there’s the closing joke.

The 2014 article says Keith Urban was “spared the guillotine” because he can “really shred on guitar.”

Alyssa’s 2026 article ends by saying Keith Urban was “spared the guillotine” because he can “really shred on a guitar.”

Same title.

Same highly specific string of examples.

Same “spared the guillotine” closing joke about the same artist for the same reason.

A fresh idea? Nope.

An original setup? Not exactly.

An original punchline? Apparently not.

Call it recycling. Call it imitation. I call it a rip-off with updated names. (FYI, All Summer Long is a masterpiece and not even close to this, but go ahead and show your ignorance in the comments haters)

Whatever label you prefer, it’s a long damn way from creative.

If you’re going to call ten people douchebags, the least you can do is come up with your own title, introduction and closing joke. (Or original production, lyrics and melody)

But seriously -  Alyssa’s article about the DOJ’s fight against Live Nation and Ticketmaster is where the problem goes beyond unoriginal writing:

https://t.co/UNLvXnzvEF

The headline promises readers “what to know” about one of the most important legal battles in the live-music industry.

Apparently, readers needed to know about Taylor Swift, Pearl Jam, corporate press releases and personnel drama inside the DOJ—but not that I had testified before the United States Senate just five weeks earlier about this exact issue.

I didn’t show up to Congress merely to bitch and moan. I came prepared with specific solutions:

Artists should control who sells their tickets and how they are sold.

Resale markups should be capped.

Existing laws against bots, crooked brokers and speculative ticketing should be aggressively enforced.

You can read my actual Senate testimony here:

https://t.co/2Qe8ZuJux7

So why didn’t Alyssa Fields mention it?

Politics? Laziness? Bias?

I can’t read her mind—but I can read her article. The result is incomplete journalism that conveniently serves a very familiar narrative.

Taylor Swift says the ticketing system hurts fans? Important.

Pearl Jam said it 30 years ago? Historic.

Kid Rock sits before Congress, identifies the problems and proposes actual reforms? Suddenly the newsroom runs out of ink.

That isn’t “what to know.”

That’s what survived the writer’s political and cultural filter.

And this isn’t only about one writer. It’s part of a larger media pattern: They’ll cover an issue all day long when the people speaking fit their preferred narrative. The moment somebody outside their political tribe supports the same cause, relevant facts mysteriously disappear.

You don’t have to like me.

You don’t have to share my politics.

You don’t even have to admit you secretly know every damn word to “Bawitdaba.”

But journalism is supposed to function even when the subject doesn’t belong to your political tribe.

What makes my position especially inconvenient is that I’ve made millions of dollars working with Live Nation. Going after this system isn’t fashionable, easy or personally convenient.

It means biting a hand that has paid me because that hand was caught reaching into my fans’ pockets.

And I’m not only coming after Ticketmaster. I’m coming after every ticketing outfit that treats artists like inventory and fans like human ATMs.

Ticketmaster is simply the biggest hog at the trough.

Then the Live Nation trial pulled back the curtain.

Unsealed messages showed Live Nation ticketing employees mocking customers while discussing outrageous add-ons—including VIP parking priced as high as $250 in connection with Kid Rock shows:

https://t.co/EgzrhTP973

Live Nation CEO Michael Rapino later called the language “disgusting” and said it wasn’t how the company operated:

https://t.co/Mi04ThOl0B

A jury ultimately found that Live Nation and Ticketmaster violated federal and state antitrust laws by eliminating competition and driving up costs for fans, artists and venues:

https://t.co/Dya2i1kmvI

Those aren’t Kid Rock talking points.

Those are internal messages, evidence presented in court and findings returned by a jury.

And to all the low-rent fortune-tellers who spent months claiming I couldn’t sell tickets and that the Freedom 250 Tour would play to empty seats: How did that prediction age?

The tour happened. The crowds came. We had sold-out and packed amphitheaters night after night.

Then something miraculous occurred: The same writers who couldn’t stop talking suddenly discovered silent mode.

No follow-ups. No corrections. No “maybe we got this wrong.”

Their keyboards must have suffered a mysterious mechanical failure when the turnstiles started clicking.

Funny how that works.

Hot takes don’t scan at the gate.

Tickets do.

So, Alyssa, disagree with me all you like. I’m from the school of sticks and stones. But your reporting still has to survive the facts.

If you promise readers “what to know,” have the guts to tell them what actually matters—even when the facts make somebody you dislike look informed, prepared and correct.

You don’t have to like Kid Rock.

But you do have to deal with the record.

And let’s face one more fact: Hack journalism doesn’t publish itself.

The writer owns the words.

The editor owns the decision to run them.

The outlet owns the standard—or lack of one—that lets the work through.

When sloppy, one-sided reporting keeps making it into print, the failure isn’t only personal.

It’s institutional.

Suck on that, haters.

Kid Rock wins again. 🎤 ⬇️

And before you comment, “Don’t waste your time on these haters,” understand this: I didn’t.

I had AI help me check the facts, create the links, check the grammar and handle the other tedious shit. As a songwriter, putting a few words together to rip someone—or the media—a new asshole is easy as pie for me!

[Practicalmachine @practicalmchn]

Amen.

[Secretary Marco Rubio @SecRubio]

Masoumeh Ebtekar - also known as "Screaming Mary" - was the spokeswoman for the Islamic terrorists who stormed the U.S. Embassy in Tehran in 1979 and held 52 Americans hostage for 444 days - subjecting them to beatings, starvation, and mock executions.

In 2014, the Obama Administration granted visas to her son and his family to enter the United States. In June 2016, the Obama Administration gave them lawful permanent resident status via the Diversity Immigrant Visa Program.

This week, I terminated their lawful permanent resident status and today, Seyed Eissa Hashemi, Maryam Tahmasebi, and their son are now in the custody of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement pending their removal from our country.

Her family should never have been allowed to benefit from the extraordinary privilege of living in our country.

America can never become home for anti-American terrorists or their families - and under the Trump Administration, it never will.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

"I am a Sharia law survivor from Iran"

Christian refugee in McKinney, TX begs City Council not to let a 5 acre Islamic center in

His warning is worth a listen:

[Lara Logan @laralogan]

Well this is a brave move from Boy George. He will be attacked for doing this. I will be attacked just for posting it!