God

success to ya, even if ya wish me the opposite

[God @pradogod]

Donatello is the best teenage mutant ninja turtle wow tricked you actually he's the worst

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me waiting on the cashier to notice me after i screwed up self checkout again

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

It’s literally the most wonderful time of the year you stupid bitch

[God @pradogod]

2025 is coming to an end and I’ve had about 10 good days total

[God @pradogod]

I miss the days when AI meant Allen Iverson

[God @pradogod]

@EvanRobertsWFAN It’s Rico Brogna!!

[God @pradogod]

Take your I voted sticker and shove it up your ass

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

Pete Alonso of the @Mets is the first player in MLB history to hit a go-ahead HR while trailing in the 9th inning or later of a winner-take-all postseason game.

[God @pradogod]

@EvanRobertsWFAN That’s a lot

[God @pradogod]

Anytime I see a hot ass woman with her dad I walk up to him pat him on the balls and say “compliments to the chef” 😉

[God @pradogod]

Be my peace. You’re already not the woman I want

[God @pradogod]

Umbrellas are gay

[God @pradogod]

Isn’t it annoying that the male g spot is up the asshole?

[God @pradogod]

My claim to fame is I can make a woman almost have an orgasm every time. You’re welcome 😉

[God @pradogod]

@chadzumock Proof read ur tweets douche

[God @pradogod]

@ayyypes 💯

[God @pradogod]

Nice job! I did you guys! Getting notifications on how many ppl viewed my tweet. Zero likes. I suck at this 😂🤣😂

[God @pradogod]

@ayyypes They’re making anything that happens on social media a notification. They want us to stay on these soul sucking apps as long as possible smh

[God @pradogod]

Hey you gave me hemorrhoids @LucyLiu