Me: "Time to watch Game of Thrones"
Illegal stream: "Switch of your AdBlocker"
Me: "Okay"
Illegal stream: "Poker kheloge?"
Me: "No thanks"
Illegal stream: "Virus scan?"
Me: "Nahi yaar"
Illegal stream: "Okay but earn $400 an hour?"
Me:
*going through the menu*
This salad looks good.
Roasted chickpeas and avocado. Could be good.
This salad looks good too.
This one has kale, sprouts, and quinoa.
But, I don't like olives.
Waiter: "Sir, order?"
Me: "Haan half butter chicken, do garlic naan, aur ek Thums Up"
Things I just can't wait for:
1. Avengers: Endgame
2. Sacred Games Season 2
3. Game of Thrones Season 8
4. Men in Black International
5. A point in life where my love for movies and shows doesn't take precedence over work, sleep, and spending time with family
6. John Wick 3
Hey @airtelindia my outgoing and incoming services got expired on 3rd December which was supposed to expire in 2029. Now I have already extended my validity but I am experiencing issues in recieving calls from past one week & I am getting these useless diagnosis with no solution
*JerryRigEverything new iPad Pro bend test video*
My mind:
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Me: Apple just beat everyone to releasing a foldable device