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I like that when you're waiting in a call with @HSBC_UK to set up a telephone code, they keep telling me to use their mobile app so that I don't have to wait for an agent.
As if I'm doing this for fun... I need that telephone code to use mobile banking in the first place.
@FeHa@JeniusConnect I stopped using Jenius because in the event I need to restore my phone, I will have to spend roaming money to call their call center to access my money.
Ganti tukang bubur jadi tukang sayur, tapi di seluruh dunia tukang sayurnya cuma ada 5 dan semuanya ga dikasi masuk sama satpam.
Di komplek ada 1 lahan belum diolah, bisa buat cocok tanam, tapi sekarang udah waktunya makan.
Tukang bubur mau masuk kompleks dicegat satpam, disuruh ngisi buku tamu dan ninggal KTP. Tukang buburnya ogah, batal masuk kompleks.
Aku kelaparan, belum sarapan. Aku mesti marah ke satpam atau nyuruh tukang bubur balik lagi dan ngisi buku tamu? Atau aku beli yang lain?