gayna

this person is a work of satire

[gayna @prblydelusional]

client: I saw your last name changed! did you get married?

me: oh umm heh no actually the opposite happened

client: oh gosh I’m so sorry! well, the good news is the barber next door has had SO many cute guys go in and out!

[gayna @prblydelusional]

@midwestrapp @distantsolarsys excuse me

[gayna @prblydelusional]

wondering how many people in Houston legitimately shit themselves because they sat on I-45 for 5 hours while that woman held up traffic in her lil lawn chair

[gayna @prblydelusional]

and on the first day of pride I will celebrate being a lesbian by moving furniture from my ex girlfriend’s apartment into me and my girlfriend’s apartment with the help of one of my besties aka the aforementioned ex girlfriend’s ex

[gayna @prblydelusional]

Cannes banning nude dressing is a recession indicator

[gayna @prblydelusional]

@OnlyA_ja @rickyson89 @queenie4rmnola Came here to say this… did you hear about how someone shared the article on Facebook and someone commented “another one” and tagged a friend? Gave me chills.

[gayna @prblydelusional]

cacciatore??
brother I can’t even catch a break.

[Sunburned Girlfriend™ @existandchill]

Has anyone done this yet

[gayna @prblydelusional]

@okaydrunk ok hair looking very slay

[سماح | 🧚🏾‍♀️samah @samah_fadil]

the ads on twitter don't even sell anything anymore they're just out here broadcasting white supremacy and fascism.

[sextina acab-fina @giltcomplex]

i feel like not enough people are talking about caroline kennedy saying RFK put small animals in blenders

[gayna @prblydelusional]

@okaydrunk 😂😂😂

[gayna @prblydelusional]

oh no the pick me from high school removed me from her Facebook friends for asking people who voted for Donald Trump if I’m still welcome at her dinner table as a gay woman with a brown girlfriend

what will I do

[🦋 Manson Infowars 💖 ✨ @MansonInfoWars]

Rape allegations really “ruin a man’s life” and yet you can still become president of the United States of America 🇺🇸.

[gayna @prblydelusional]

cheersing with “Molotov” instead of “mazel tov” on this election night

[gayna @prblydelusional]

hate to hear a group of young white college students say some racist shit about their server when I’m at a restaurant, love to turn and make direct eye contact with them just like this until they stop

[gayna @prblydelusional]

why don’t I see anyone talking about how conservatives are so offended about being called garbage… but just days ago they said not to get butthurt over Puerto Rico being called a pile of garbage?? lmao girl what

[gayna @prblydelusional]

and I think many Christians forget that “religious freedom” means those who do not practice religion should not have to abide by Christian ideals. the astounding hypocrisy

[gayna @prblydelusional]

when trumpers say they’re voting for religious freedom, I always want to ask “for who?”

[gayna @prblydelusional]

@rsvptorachael @offbeatorbit this took me OUT