client: I saw your last name changed! did you get married?
me: oh umm heh no actually the opposite happened
client: oh gosh I’m so sorry! well, the good news is the barber next door has had SO many cute guys go in and out!
wondering how many people in Houston legitimately shit themselves because they sat on I-45 for 5 hours while that woman held up traffic in her lil lawn chair
and on the first day of pride I will celebrate being a lesbian by moving furniture from my ex girlfriend’s apartment into me and my girlfriend’s apartment with the help of one of my besties aka the aforementioned ex girlfriend’s ex
@OnlyA_ja@rickyson89@queenie4rmnola Came here to say this… did you hear about how someone shared the article on Facebook and someone commented “another one” and tagged a friend? Gave me chills.
oh no the pick me from high school removed me from her Facebook friends for asking people who voted for Donald Trump if I’m still welcome at her dinner table as a gay woman with a brown girlfriend
what will I do
hate to hear a group of young white college students say some racist shit about their server when I’m at a restaurant, love to turn and make direct eye contact with them just like this until they stop
why don’t I see anyone talking about how conservatives are so offended about being called garbage… but just days ago they said not to get butthurt over Puerto Rico being called a pile of garbage?? lmao girl what
and I think many Christians forget that “religious freedom” means those who do not practice religion should not have to abide by Christian ideals. the astounding hypocrisy