Citizen Slacker

An old guy who feels young, making new music that sounds old.
Rock with a punk soul; romantic and sometimes angry.
Unable to resist getting drawn into politics.

[Citizen Slacker @prdarby]

@channel5_tv Your #tourdefrance highlights are ok, but going to an ad break with 300m to race? What are you thinking?
#rookiemistake #waytoloseviewers
Remember how ITV lost #F1 ?

[Citizen Slacker @prdarby]

@DaleVince congratulations on funding @CountBinface's campaign. I love it. Please could I suggest this as your campaign anthem? I wrote it especially for Nigel 😎
https://t.co/ypORqB9KZ2
#hopenothate #Clacton #binface

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

I can neither confirm nor deny that Robert Jenrick has asked to defect to the Count Binface Party. I can confirm that the answer's no.

[Citizen Slacker @prdarby]

@SuellaBraverman Sometimes the right thing to do is so obvious, even @KemiBadenoch can see it

[Citizen Slacker @prdarby]

@LeeAndersonMP_ @Nigel_Farage You realise that all this makes you look as futile and impotent as Scrappy Doo going "put 'em up"?

[Citizen Slacker @prdarby]

@ZiaYusufUK The Establishment is on the ropes. Yes @Nigel_Farage, yes @ZiaYusufUK, you are, aren't you?

[Citizen Slacker @prdarby]

@Nigel_Farage They gave you a mandate to represent them within the rules of Parliament and laws of the land, not a carte blanche to do as you like, you disingenuous twit. If you tried to speak the truth, it would choke you.

[Citizen Slacker @prdarby]

@BBCBreakfast Just admit it, @ZiaYusufUK and @Nigel_Farage ,you've massively misjudged and made utter fools of yourselves. If #Binface retains his deposit, you're humiliated.

[Citizen Slacker @prdarby]

If #Binface doesn't lose his deposit, Farage is humiliated. He's shot himself in the foot, missed, and blown his own balls off. The only way out now is to withdraw from the election himself. Fool.

[The Reform Daily @ReformDaily_]

🚨 Nigel Farage’s message to the people of Clacton🚨

“If I lose, they win. If they win, you lose. If you lose, Britain will forever be broken & nothing will change. We will prevail” ⬇️

#Clacton #ReformUK #NigelFarage

[Citizen Slacker @prdarby]

Why are none of the main parties standing in #Clacton? Because sometimes the right thing to do is so obvious that even @KemiBadenoch can see it! 🤣 #Farage #Binface #vanitybyelection

[Citizen Slacker @prdarby]

@Nigel_Farage If Binface retains his deposit, you lose. You've shot yourself in the foot, missed, and blown your own balls off. You're humiliated whatever happens now. Excellent.

[Citizen Slacker @prdarby]

So, Greta Thunberg, right: in 2018, she calls on schoolkids to strike over climate change, and everyone says no, kids have to be in school.
Today all the schools are closed because of climate change.
Should we be finding this funny?
#climatecrisis #globalwarming #notjustweather

[Citizen Slacker @prdarby]

@sophiewilliam_ Who are you trying to kid? There would be no social housing under Reform. There would be no social anything. Just selfishness and greed

[Citizen Slacker @prdarby]

@Mofoman360 @reformparty_uk https://t.co/vGEHBuAqxf
Your bullshit doesn't work, it won't make things any better
Your bullshit doesn't work, it won't take our problems away
You say you have the answers but you're nothing but snake oil sellers
Grubby little pushers making pimping an illusion pay

[Citizen Slacker @prdarby]

@JuliaHB1 Yeah, but being a hate-filled, billous snide isn't exactly a great look either

[Citizen Slacker @prdarby]

"Looks like we want to fight more than they do."
What the f--- kind of language is that from the leader of a civilized nation?
#Iran #IranIsraelWar #trump #TrumpEpsteinFiles #trumpisaracist

[Citizen Slacker @prdarby]

@GoodwinMJ What majority? You didn't even poll 30%. How do you think there's any majority? Do you ever say anything that isn't disingenuous?

[Citizen Slacker @prdarby]

@mikegalsworthy @GoodwinMJ @BelindadeLucy If you'd won and been on the back benches next to an Ulster Unionist, would you have said the same to them?

[Citizen Slacker @prdarby]

@lowles_nick @h1llbillies Where will he stand? Somewhere he's previously heard of this time, maybe?

[Citizen Slacker @prdarby]

@ZiaYusufUK *would. Not *will. In your dreams.