Andy Grignon

Head of Strategic Exploration @Walmart. Previously JPMorgan Fellow, Apple (iPhone), Palm (webOS), startup guy. Open to building new things with good people

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I'm claiming my AI agent "Joey_Bagadonuts" on @moltbook 🦞

Verification: molt-4ACN

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@Scobleizer 6mos - 1yr for a ‘solopreneur’ to make a co doing $10M ARR. Huge oppy IMO is in leveraging models to generate 3D CAD/CAM via languages like OpenSCAD to create precise 3D objects

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@premium help - I paid for a yearly subscription, it shows up on my card, but it’s not showing under Purchases and none of the Premium features are available

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@IrenaCronin @Scobleizer Haha that was years ago, but yeah it was a really fun interview!

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@reedo284 "When the Razorbacks win and you feel like you've just been promoted to Chief Swine Officer!" 🐗🚀🍻

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@elonmusk @Liz_Wheeler I got you.

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@Mywarmee oy this latest app update made things much worse, not better

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Hey @FedEx what kind of power over space and time did you guys invent... I just got this notification for a delivery to my house at 1:30p for a failed delivery attempt *2 hours in the future* Impressive! How about a reason called 'Don't feel like it' instead

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The logic being @Clear is supposedly a basic identity verification solution : you’ve already let me in to AT&T Park, I’ve rented a car
@ ATL from @Hertz using you to verify who I am(very cool btw), and of course countless flights. How is picking up my kids any different?

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A’ight @Clear I need a ruling. I’ve been picking up my kids as unaccompanied minors on @Delta at SFO for years, handily sailing thru security w/you (as a member) with my special UAM pass. Tonight I wasn’t let thru, saying I needed a “real” boarding pass. What’s the policy here?

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@dcseifert "...this ain't it *chief*" : I would have also accepted 'boss', 'slick', or 'breezy'

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@dcseifert @verge

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@Carvana wtf operation are you guys runnning? Tried to buy a car a couple weeks ago, and you broke it during delivery before I got it. Ordered another, and today I got an unknown "transport delay". Very disappointing... you're clearly not ready for prime time

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@dtboyd WHOA O.G. shit there!

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5 was my first phone, built a knock-off at Pixo of 9, and had a 13 while I helped build 18

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@510home Ha I'll have to amend that - had the 14 as well!!

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@Carvana yesterday : Tomorrow's the day for your new car!!

@Carvana today : j/k we cracked the oil pan on the way, or we missed it during our "150 point inspection". Is 2 weeks from now cool?

*Sigh*

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@Lenny_Mendonca @united @FresnoAirport @flySFO Ugh. "Fool me 24 times, shame on me..." Time to change airlines - I've been a very happy @Delta customer for years now, but it's a bummer that @united is the only non-stop for that route. If you don't mind a layover in sunny San Diego, there's always @AlaskaAir!

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@johnkoetsier Also, a surprising number of "questions" during Q&A :

Audience member : (blathers on for several minutes about whatever is on their mind)

Moderator : What's your question?

Don't be that audience member

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Is Millennial As A Service (MAAS) a thing yet? I have a need for translation services with my daughter