Preston Reid

The creator of those "Different types of Zoomer" videos.

95% of my tweets are jokes.
5% are more "serious." 1% is a math joke.

[Preston Reid @preid12]

We've all basically been on Zoom lately, and I've noticed there's all kinds of "Zoom"ers out there. Which one are you?

[Preston Reid @preid12]

Me singing as @Hozier - “I take my whisky in the sink…you’re to gross for me.”

[Preston Reid @preid12]

If only #JaneWickline could’ve been 40 minutes late to the episode so she couldn’t be included in @nbcsnl @SNLUpdate.

[Preston Reid @preid12]

An @NSYNC song followed up by a @jtimberlake (extended version) song. I see you @KLake977.

[Adrenalin Patlaması @adrenaIinIendnz]

"Nasıl olduğunu bilmiyorum ancak bebeğimiz her zaman eve geldiğimizi bilerek gözlerini açıyor" diyen anneye, bebeğinin bunu nasıl bilebildiğini anlatan adam 😂

[Preston Reid @preid12]

Every time I go to @LaynesCF I think “man, this meal used to be $4 when I was in college (which was crazy cheap even then).”
Then I remember that was 18 years ago. #inflation

[Preston Reid @preid12]

If we say #CatherineOhara’s name 3 times will she come back?

[Preston Reid @preid12]

@Tmaze74 @JoeyMannarinoUS 5 presidents didn’t take their oath on a Bible. 🤔

[mariana Z @mariana057]

The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

[Preston Reid @preid12]

When @dfwticket talks about poo and the second they mention the smell you smell a poo smell through the car vents. Didn’t know I had a 4D radio. 🤢💩

[Preston Reid @preid12]

@JustinWeRchange @glenramos @standforhealth1 @FluorideAction That is totally false.

ADA - Based on the data used to estimate changes in tooth decay over time, the study shows that if community water fluoridation is removed, we should expect to see a 7.5% increase in dental cavities that will cost $9.8 billion dollars over five years…

[Preston Reid @preid12]

@GarrettHaake Crazy that I spotted you from a quick glance. Oh, I didn’t realize you’re an SMU grad also! We’re from the Dallas area.

[Preston Reid @preid12]

@GarrettHaake Did you park at a garage by a grilled cheese restaurant in D.C.? We’re visiting from Texas and I think I saw you walk by when we were eating lunch. It would make sense since you were probably at the WH, so that’s why I’m curious if we did see you!

[Preston Reid @preid12]

@vaughnbroderick We noticed that, too. But we realized he went up to Christopher when we was singing in a spotlight but the camera was on a far away shot. Otherwise we would’ve seen him.

[Preston Reid @preid12]

What I want to know is how Dr. Ross Geller missed it, too! He’s a doctor, so he must know all about cancers. Why did he not say anything? Or is that yet another coverup?

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

What I want to know is how did Dr. Jill Biden miss stage five metastatic cancer or is this yet another coverup???

[Spellgage @spellgage]

The year is 2005. The Pope just died, but you’re excited to see Revenge of the Sith in theaters.

The year is 2025. The Pope just died, but you’re excited to see Revenge of the Sith in theaters.

[Preston Reid @preid12]

#Luka should just start scoring on his own goal. Start playing as a @dallasmavs and confuse everyone.

[Preston Reid @preid12]

Guarantee you Putin/Trump/Elon told J.D to create havoc so they can back down from supporting Ukraine. America gets more embarrassing every day.

[Preston Reid @preid12]

.@Jack_Hartmann needs to rewrite his "Tooty Ta" song to match the current political landscape. It goes like this:

A coup d'etat, a coup d'etat, a coup d'e-ta-ta!

[Preston Reid @preid12]

So the #SuperBowlLIX score ended in a 40-22 score, or if you add that up it equals 62. #TaylorSwift had a song on her "1989" album called "New Romantics" that was recorded when she was 62 weeks into the process of creating "1989." Both Travis and Taylor were born in 1989.

[Preston Reid @preid12]

What even are these #SuperBowlLIX graphics? Super minimalist and...not great. @NFLonFOX