PREMISMETS

gloryhole rejectee

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

If I had to brush my teeth without listening to a podcast I would blow my head off

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Why her friend know she’s good at sucking dick?

[brian @brianonhere]

hey girl, you got a boyfriend? Ah. Well is he hitting it right? Ah. Ok. Does he have any pointers or tips

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What’s so lame

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Wearing Aeropostale because of Chief Keef

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Sagging at Hogwarts

[Will Evans @willevans]

All books are pocket sized when you wear Jncos™️ (17-year-old me can vouch for it)

[Dixie @thedixiemauser]

Northern Africa

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White lotus put me onto the game

[kimberlee @kimberleeerose]

Sandwich w extra mayo by the pacific ocean ....

[allie @alleiigh]

Just did a yoga class with colleagues and one said “you bend like that and you’re single?”
1. I know right?
2. Hellloooooooo HR!!?!

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What’s so wrong about that?

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate

[little linked lambs of awareness @yyyyy_yyed]

epub to pdf. flac to wav. mkv to mp4. weather change. mother against daughter. man on man. hot sweaty action.

[The Rizzler @Da_Rizzler419]

Merry Rizzmas‼️🎄🤫🤔

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

Sorry to my baby for all this bullshit on the internet. I love u baby and fuck em all we know what’s up with us!

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@ryanhasbadtaste Big baller move, pull the trigger on this one

[a @missmiyakee]

I dislike when people say nothing lasts forever because a sweet moment I had years ago is the reason I try everyday