the babylon prophet

[the babylon prophet @premiumb0ss]

Recap of my “short” week:

Tuesday: dad had to get emergency eye surgery to fix his eye that turned inside out

Wednesday: got hit by a car in Tribeca while biking to work

Thursday: got called into HR after losing an undisclosed large amount of money on an options trade

[the babylon prophet @premiumb0ss]

What I look like when I first leave in the morning vs what I look like an hour later

[the babylon prophet @premiumb0ss]

Recap of my “short” week:

Tuesday: dad had to get emergency eye surgery to fix his eye that turned inside out

Wednesday: got hit by a car in Tribeca while biking to work

Thursday: got called into HR after losing an undisclosed large amount of money on an options trade

[the babylon prophet @premiumb0ss]

Apple products. They’re great until they’re not.

[the babylon prophet @premiumb0ss]

Not a very cash money day thus far

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@joe_nicolass You should have seen the other guy (the bowl of walnuts I ate without knowing I was allergic)

[the babylon prophet @premiumb0ss]

What’s up playaaaaas I’m back!! Let’s see how long I last this time

[the babylon prophet @premiumb0ss]

Being an options trader is basically just staring at a screen and reciting every combination of curse words you can think of for six and a half hours and then going on with your day like nothing happened

[the babylon prophet @premiumb0ss]

I would have gotten you a card but it’s wasteful to the environment

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Uhhh... this is not a can of worms that needs to be reopened... lol

[the babylon prophet @premiumb0ss]

Not sure what I did wrong in my life to become the guy that is the recipient of these messages

[the babylon prophet @premiumb0ss]

New Jersey has no culture and only copied the low-tier qualities of New York culture

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Not sure how I got roped into this but I can’t express how much I want zero to do with whatever it is that’s going on here

[the babylon prophet @premiumb0ss]

How much do you think GameStop would give you for a share of $GME

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What can I get for this on the foreign exchange market?

[the babylon prophet @premiumb0ss]

Man I’m not feeling this whole getting older thing. The kid I used to make mud soup in the big plastic toy bins with just got engaged this morning

[the babylon prophet @premiumb0ss]

For my pump and dump friends, what is the next wave to ride, you ask?

$DOGE.