A cat by the window

I'm still tired from last year.

[A cat by the window @Prero22]

[Asking someone out]

Um...so do you want to come to my exorcism next week?

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Don’t understand why movies push the narrative that eating ice cream straight from the pint is a sad, pathetic act. I have only ever done it joyfully.

[𝐍.🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

Movie theater: Please silence your phones.

Me, who hasn't taken my phone off silent since 2012: *double-checks*

[randoms @sensibleyaps]

some of y'all never look at the sky and go "woahhhhhhhhhh" and it shows

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[Dan Runcie @RuncieDan]

The 2026 song of the summer will be 1982’s “Billie Jean” by Michael Jackson.

[s @brinakookluvr]

every time this video comes up i have to watch it fully he’s soo 💔💔

[jeanne ne sais quoi @MetaReflexive]

in many ways I was never a teenager and in a couple ways I never stopped being one

[. @Fimiye]

The first rule of Twitter is you do not tell people in real life about your Twitter.

[ྀི @hrtindica]

some of yall didnt go insane at 15 and it shows

[fishious @fishquichee]

I think the elephant adds a nice touch to the room

[shahd* @shymykol]

how listening to human nature feels

[paul bassett davies @thewritertype]

Ironically, most penguins don't know that today is World Penguin Day and think it's just a regular Saturday. The reason, of course, is that they refused to adopt the new Gregorian calendar in 1582, and still adhere to the old Julian one, for tax purposes.

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

I think Gmail lying about this storage shit

[A cat by the window @Prero22]

@juniuho Link please 🥺

[m @skitzocat]

the dead horse is beating me

[madi @luckygirldotcom]

some of yall ain’t never died before and it shows

[fab @nolantenct]

you'll be watching a "greatest movie performances of all time" video and daniel day lewis starts screaming about how we abandoned his boy

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

what’s you favorite movie about the day ferris bueller got off

[fishious @fishquichee]

What doesnt kill you makes you go on walks