Abe Lincoln

16th Prez, #AskAbe your questions

[Abe Lincoln @PresLincoln]

My pres library is displaying my blood stained gloves. I'd rather see Curt Schilling's bloody sock. http://bit.ly/giotwZ

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Oh, big deal. You be dead and see if you don't miss writing a Tweet or two.

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I'm back! What did I miss?

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@mzanthropy Genius. But would some red eye reduction have killed him?

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#askabe Monday! Go ahead - #askabe your #askabe questions! (Man, I love that hashtag.)

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I've gotten kind of a big head lately. http://bit.ly/9K1wC9

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#askabe Monday! Except in Massachusetts where they have a fake holiday.

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Bonus #askabe Sunday - gimme your questions. Unless you're from South Carolina.

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@FutureDog3000 What's the worst case scenario here? That you kill me? Pass.

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Yep. I'm rolling over in here.

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I'm dead, and even I'M rooting against Duke.

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@1912Alexandra One thing I can say about the Civil War? We had an exit strategy.

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@crashhellton Douglas: Short, wussy Dred Scott supporter. Me: Wrestler, vampire killer. Who do YOU think wins that fight?

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#askabe Monday. Anything you want to know about me. Except the wart. Enough, already, with the wart

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Unsuccessfully tried to rise for 145th time.

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Stil waiting for the iSlab.

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New guys claims to know three angels. Big deal - I've met thousands.

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That vampire book about me is at #5 on the NYT best seller list. Fine, but I can't believe I'm losing to Jodi Picoult.

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How come I can't check in from my grave on Foursquare? Surely I can be mayor of this place.

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Reminder: I was treated by a government doctor.