Nikhil

main man at the roast dinner

[Nikhil @press_resist]

@SaintsCal and I dared to dream: What if the Premier League adopted an institution from American sports that nobody really loves?

We learned a bunch about some fun young players in the process.

https://t.co/flCCZC06xU

[Harold R. Kuntz @HaroldRKuntz3]

Another one of those sentences you thought you'd never hear.

[Pablo Iglesias Maurer @MLSist]

Yeah, just your beat reporters I guess

[Nate Tice @Nate_Tice]

“those IDIOT coaches made us pick him… and here’s our new head coach, Joe Brady!”

[Pregame Empire @PregameEmpire]

There are not enough bowl games

[Good Work @goodworkmb]

every company is every company

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

Coming soon…

[Texas A&M Police @TAMUPolice]

Public Intoxication. Section 128. Intoxicated subject found staring at a wall. Released to sober girlfriend. Ejected. #BTHOsamford

[kpg @notoriouskpg]

this just looks like the scene from Hot Rod when Rod goes to his quiet place and does the Footloose dance

[pxt @paulxt]

Timbaland in 1999:

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

@keeptrolling5 Great analysis biggest bro. I apologize. I will be even more locked in moving forward. I promise

[subscribe to the state of the league patreon @JoestarJokic]

Just no way the Magic gave up 4 firsts to be this caliber of team

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Katy Perry Releases New Single About Superiority Of Canadian Manufacturing https://t.co/SRS4VOWpeB

[Pablo Torre Finds Out @pablofindsout]

Joe Mande has potentially the greatest hat collection of all-time.

[correlation @nosyone4]

i’m cryingggg they just panicked

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

How much FAAB budget do you have left and don’t lie

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Was up early thinking 🤔!! 23 years in the league... the ups, the downs and everything we accomplished along the way. What if I never got that first opportunity to show what I could do?!?! 🤷🏾‍♂️👑 #ad

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

“Nevermind”>>>>

[Richard Keys @richardajkeys]

So the window 'slams shut' today. Count how many times you hear that said. Truth is it simply 'closes'.

[#1 Carolina Hurricanes fan @drone_jock]

[Lee Corso meekly removing an American flag from the studio desk before shocking his viewers by tossing it over his shoulder and reaching back under the desk to reveal a turban]

Corso: Gimme me that turban! I’m going with the Taliban!