Preston Smuthers

Commercial Agent. I book you gigs. We make money. I drink Tequila. Pres me! 👊🏻

[Preston Smuthers @prestonsmuthers]

Until I can buy tequila at happy hour with cryptocurrency, I'm not interested

[Preston Smuthers @prestonsmuthers]

@thecassman @LongBeachCity @LongBeachPost @LongBeachMayor #Greed

["The Cass Man" Evan Cassidy @thecassman]

RT if you think @LongBeachCity issuing $69 parking tickets during an international pandemic is a great bit @LongBeachPost @LongBeachMayor

["The Cass Man" Evan Cassidy @thecassman]

Unless you’re quarantining in HOLLYWOOD, you’ll never make it show business!

["The Cass Man" Evan Cassidy @thecassman]

My work out regiment:
Day 1: I do 20 push ups
Day 2-4: I’m sore and can’t do push ups for 3 days
Day 5: I do 50 push ups
Day 6: I do 100 push ups
Day 7: I listen to @jockowillink all day and tell myself I will do 1,000. I only do 86.
Day 8-365: I do no push ups
Day 366: (Repeat)

["The Cass Man" Evan Cassidy @thecassman]

“The Story of Icarus” told by “Chalmers” @KevinTienken • Subscribe $1.69/month @ https://t.co/GFjtqzzfYd •

[alright im a comedian again @gossgoss6]

Dear coronausa I understand people have been mistaking your product for a disease that I will not mention here. I would like to offer my services to help try to rebuild your brand. I am over qualified having dozens… https://t.co/Haoia0wsla

["The Cass Man" Evan Cassidy @thecassman]

“The good news is you do NOT have the Coronavirus. The bad news...is you for sure have the clap!”

[Brandon bryan @220carry]

Twitter: literally making corona virus jokes 24/7

Steve lacy: makes a corona virus joke

Twitter: you piece of shit your canceled

[Preston Smuthers @prestonsmuthers]

I don’t go to the gym, I have a lifetime membership to The Grind

[Preston Smuthers @prestonsmuthers]

@ramsbad @hiballenergy I like that you’re taking big swings Ram dog, that’s an energy drinker move 👊🏻

[Stanley Franklin @stanleypfrank]

.@hiballenergy I’ve been looking to team up with an energy drink. do your research on me and you will quickly find Im one of the most influential thinkers in the energy drink space. For one case i month, I will you let you pin any of your tweets to my Twitter page.

[alright im a comedian again @gossgoss6]

Hey everyone my album is out “Dead from Chicago” please check it out! It’s out pretty much anywhere you can buy comedy albums

https://t.co/Xkdit4Gqyz

["The Cass Man" Evan Cassidy @thecassman]

When I was 19 I asked my dad for advice about women, he said “you don’t need a girlfriend until you’re 30”.

I didn’t like that, so I read a book by Mystery that said “if you want to get chicks, you have to wear a dunce cap and tell them they’re ugly”.

Both guys were right.

[Keith Carey @keithtellsjokes]

Do it.

["The Cass Man" Evan Cassidy @thecassman]

Hey @dennisrodman we need your help bud

["The Cass Man" Evan Cassidy @thecassman]

Help save an OC cultural landmark! Issue a full entertainment license to Original Pizza II/Anchor Bar, effective immediately! @OCGovCA @TaxFighterSteel

https://t.co/INUauxsXFE

["The Cass Man" Evan Cassidy @thecassman]

Hey @AndrewYang do you have time to do the @fockyanation podcast while you’re in LA this Monday? Let me know big guy and thanks for puttin out all that fock ya energy #YangGang2020

["The Cass Man" Evan Cassidy @thecassman]

EP17 of the @fockyanation podcast w/ dirty dog @AdamSepulveda3

https://t.co/6ik2sJD85k

["The Cass Man" Evan Cassidy @thecassman]

Arnold Schwarzenegger ( @joshrthompson ) stops by @fockyanation podcast to address The Naysch! Out now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify & SoundCloud

[Fock Ya Nation @fockyeahnation]

•Fock Ya Nation• Podcast • EP15 w/ @robintran04 out now on Apple Podcasts/Spotify/SoundCloud