Horse

noted public speaker, sunshine enthusiast, twice published poet. love bug (she/they). edtw 🌸

[Horse @pretentioushark]

i am a gorgeous gorgeous girl and i love soup

[Gravantus @Gravantus]

This is the LAST day you can retweet this

[Horse @pretentioushark]

@elonmusk should just go back to Africa 🙄🙄

[Stoner Barbie @stonersvilla]

smoking weed when you're a beautiful girl must feel so good like damn i'm so fuckin high and beautiful

[lauren @laurenashastro]

this is the kind of society you get when you shit on english degrees

[latke @latkedelrey]

this diva

[cordelia. @dykeknot]

disordered eating? adhd? try eating cereal out of your own hand like a horse. you will not regret Horse Breakfast one bit

[grovy @grovymango]

Knowing what every syllable of this means .. I am too online I am not employed enough.. not locked in enough

[JAMIE @DacoldesstJ]

stop asking me what im doing for thanksgiving i cut my whole family off last month im goin to wing stop

[discredux @discredux]

new Kendrick

[Greg Heffley @GregHeffley2011]

Saw this laying around

[Lecie Geneva @LecieGeneva]

He SAID he will give police complete immunity. He SAID women need to be protected from themselves. He SAID he’s eliminating the Dept of education. He SAID to lower violence, we should have a purge once a year. So yes, if you voted for him, I DO NOT RESPECT OR LIKE YOU.

[Walter Deleon @WalterDeleonDC]

The people yearn for Governor Gavin Newsom

[aaia @dazedeeznuts]

Breaking up with my bf because he's voting for trump

[Dildo Gaggins @DildoGaggins89]

Legitimately one of the funniest memes that's come out of this election

[amber @sveltegf]

if we were in medieval times i’d be a phenomenal town crier

[jp @excesstential]

life as a liberal for me is so nice

6:30 AM - Wake up, Land Acknowledgment

8:00 AM - Vegan breakfast

10:00 AM - 6:00 PM - Welfare Leeching

7:00 PM - voter fraud

9:00 PM - 11:00 PM - job at weather machine (at night for secrecy)

12:00 am - 6:30 am - nesting with poly clan