Cowboy Kermit

this pond ain’t big enough for the two of us

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Felt cute, idk.

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Oh thank God he’s still alive

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Pedro Pascal calls J.K. Rowling a “heinous loser” after she celebrated the Supreme Court’s ruling regarding trans women’s legal identities.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

just cut off a student driver. welcome to the real world bitch

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@Paper_Heart_Jen I feel seen

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@MeaganMichelleW Sorry but yes 🫣🙈

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Me and @fruitfly69 on our way to Buenos Aires tomorrow 🍑🇦🇷

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@fruitfly69 Twitter won’t let me retweet tf

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@DeathByFarming Big brain energy 😍

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@fruitfly69 Tell me your high without telling me your high

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@dudeson034 Tweet about something else please

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Man, when I tell you this #txlege session is different…

[Scott Braddock @scottbraddock]

Nothing to say about this other than Chairman @leachfortexas handled it with grace and aplomb #txlege

[Cowboy Kermit @prettyflaqo]

Nah that’s just France

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Looks like people have had enough of dictators pretending to be democratic leaders.

[Cowboy Kermit @prettyflaqo]

Retweet it, you coward 🐻
@ElizabethBanks

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.@ElizabethBanks congratulations! Cocaine Bear was such a great prequel to The Revenant. #Oscar2023

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.@ElizabethBanks congratulations! Cocaine Bear was such a great prequel to The Revenant. #Oscar2023

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@dudeson034 @SpeedyGarcia22 ur form boo-boo

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Ppl really be having kids before finding out how much day care costs

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@mellamocam That’s hot

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Robert Glasper is real music. Houstonians should be proud.

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@mellamocam I literally have never picked up Tobi’s poop

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@notyourbbbry @mellamocam Dang she even brought sources 👀