hannah 🍉

25, virgo, pretty rad, she/her, infp

[hannah 🍉 @prettywhisper]

inside jokes I have with my friends: a thread

[Caitlin @Cafi2k]

Went out to watch the England game without consuming a drop of alcohol

[Josh Moser @TheMozKnowz]

Erling Haaland the last Norwegian player to leave the stadium. Stayed behind until 9:30 PM local time to take photos with family and other fans. He became one of the most beloved players in the sport by Americans during this tournament. #worldcup2026

[moe (萌え) @moetext]

tried making a contrapuntal poem for #hollanov ☺️ you can read shane's side alone, ilya's side alone, or both sides together.

[zey @moonystappen]

all the things she said all the things she said running through my head

[bjo @livingformlk]

the way you can literally see bellingham whisper “1221” to haaland

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Lamentation (flipped, detail), by Gerard David, 1515-23, 📸 by Roberto Schmidt

[Simon Harris @SimonHarrisMBD]

‘How dare they celebrate her death! They’re sick!’ Mike, 63, who ‘haha’ reacts on Facebook every time there’s a story about a child or adult drowning in The Channel after falling out of a small boat.

[huddyhuda @tery_hudhud]

That's her man. Just because she's not a celebrity and doesn't want to be the center of attention doesn't mean she can never hang out with her boyfriend. He's a new celebrity who's enjoying time with the people he loves. Get a life, I beg.

[Heated Rivalry Updates @heatedrivalryud]

The estimated ship date has moved up from February 2027 to December 15, 2026.

[justine 𐙚 @hudnose]

isn’t it crazy that love was invented on a cold day in december 2008 in the parking lot behind a rink in Regina, saskatchewan

[WTF @mrwtffacts]

🇮🇪 Irish singer Enya (65) has never married or had children. Instead, she chose to buy a castle back in 1997 and has lived there ever since with her cats.

[el loves gromit and books @gromitreads]

ann widdecombe hated:
— abortion
— queer and trans rights
— immigrants
— black and brown people
— palestinians
— imprisoned pregnant women who she enforced to be handcuffed whilst they were giving birth
— abused women
i will give her the same sympathy as she gave those listed

[. @LouiseRawAuthor]

Do something for me, @RupertLowe10.

Look, properly LOOK, at these 17 faces.

According to you this is ‘one murder’, worth less than Daddy’s guns

MURDERED DUNBLANE CHILDREN:

Abigail McLellan, aged 5

Victoria Clydesdale, aged 5

Sophie North, aged 5

Ross Irvine, aged 5

1/

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

living in the uk with weather like this is like going from your oven (home) to oven (outside) to oven (car/bus/taxi) to oven (work) to oven (going home) to oven (back at home)

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

In 2005, David Beckham opened his football academy in Greenwich, London.

Among the young footballers there that day was an 11 year old boy named Harry Kane.

Standing beside him was Katie Goodland, a girl he had known since their school days in East London.

They posed for a photograph with Beckham.

At the time, it was simply a picture of two children meeting one of England's biggest football stars.

Harry and Katie could never have known what the next two decades would bring.

The childhood friends grew closer, began dating as teenagers, and built a life together.

Harry kept chasing football.

He rose through Tottenham's academy, endured loan spells, fought for his place, and eventually became one of the greatest goalscorers England has ever produced.

In 2018, he captained England at the World Cup and won the Golden Boot.

In 2023, he broke Wayne Rooney's record to become England men's all time leading goalscorer.

And the girl standing beside him in that old photograph stayed beside him through the journey.

Harry proposed to Katie in 2017.

They married in June 2019 and went on to build a family together, becoming parents to four children.

Years after that photograph was taken, Harry even joked that Beckham was probably Katie's childhood crush.

But life had written a different story.

The boy who once stood beside his football hero became England captain.

And the girl standing next to him became his wife.

Sometimes, an ordinary photograph is only ordinary because we haven't seen the future yet

[𝐬 🇬🇧⸆⸉ @redelitist]

“Why are they so quick to point out it’s a white male?!”

Probably because you fucking lunatics would start getting drunk, rioting, committing arson and pushing all sorts of deranged misinformation if they didn’t.

[Lewis @lewispringle]

ITV 3 have finally shown the episode of #Corrie where Blanche slags off Postman Pat 😂

"Nowt but propaganda is this! And, as for Mrs Goggins, she'll be cowering behind 3 inch glass with a baseball bat under the counter".

[Kay 🏒🦦 @owkayyyyy]

i’m really raw dogging hrtwt lol no gcs no oomfs in my dm

[❦. @filmsbratz]

— it’s been 7 years without him, our disney channel king. he was always smiling & putting a smile on our face & laughter in our hearts. may you continue to rest in peace cameron boyce. 🌹𓏲🪽˚. ˖ . ݁ thank you for bringing so much joy in our lives with every role you portrayed.