Pretzel'sHuman

I knew he was a trash when I was a kid in the 80's.

[Stu Cameron @stucam7771]

America, the country where some people are delighted when one immigrant becomes a trillionaire, but get really angry if other immigrants get healthcare…

[Mark Hyman, M.D. @drmarkhyman]

Laughter is anti-inflammatory. Crying is regulating. Hugging is immunoprotective. Singing is vagal toning. Dancing is neurogenic.

Joy is a biological necessity.

[National Wildlife Federation Action Fund @wildlifeaction]

🚨BREAKING: @POTUS just opened three marine monuments to destructive industrial fishing. These areas are vital for protecting whales, sea turtles, sharks, and sensitive ocean ecosystems. This is an egregious attack on our public waters. #ProtectOurOcean #MonumentsForAll
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[Pretzel'sHuman @PretzelBit]

@AngryCitizenxx Like win at all costs important.

[Pretzel'sHuman @PretzelBit]

@AngryCitizenxx Chutes and Ladders. Just a really important game of it.

[Pretzel'sHuman @PretzelBit]

@Markrrps @KyloKKenny This ⬆️. I think about it a lot, but as a single mother, it sounds completely overwhelming. Not impossible (obviously), just....Hurculean.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Now why would Trump's inner circle have to meet secretly in the Situation Room, without him?

BECAUSE HE'S A PEDOPHILE!

And to discuss how to manage credible allegations made against him that he mutilated a child's nipples while raping her.

THIS should be front page news!!

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

This video gets funnier every single time you watch it 🤣

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

In a world where you can be anything, be a number 50

[JaxHarley 🇨🇦🐞🇨🇦 No Lists Please @JaxHarley5]

@JoJoFromJerz @lyons_john

[QUEER FAMILY VALUES 🌈 😍❤️ @QueerFamlove]

If my kids gotta do active shooter drills then your kids can handle a t-shirt with a rainbow on it

[Pretzel'sHuman @PretzelBit]

@KyloKKenny @wardi_m3 Well I am about two years and some change. Hang in there, it really does. It stops being such a battle and just starts feeling like liberation.

[Pretzel'sHuman @PretzelBit]

@wardi_m3 @KyloKKenny Congrats and well done. Isn't life just...better?

[Pretzel'sHuman @PretzelBit]

@truthseekseeker @Be_Believing Me too! You know you don't feel good when you wish she'd come for you next. 😆

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I’m just really sick and tired of people mocking those who care about the planet.

• Clean air matters.
• Biodiversity matters.
• Living forests matter.
• Healthy oceans matter.
• A stable climate matters.
• Safe drinking water matters.

This shouldn’t be controversial.

[Pretzel'sHuman @PretzelBit]

@HunterBiden @JoeyMannarino Disregard this idiot. From a girl whose dad showered w us, not everything is sexual. They just want it to be.

[Mike Levin @MikeLevin]

This is really stupid, and it’s not getting enough attention.

The Trump administration is pulling a working $368 million ocean monitoring system out of the water, equipment taxpayers already bought, built, and sank into the deep ocean.

And they are doing it right when the oceans are behaving in ways that alarm the scientists who study them.

Record-breaking temperatures.

A system of Atlantic currents that may be lurching toward collapse.

The response?

Yank out the instruments and walk away.

That is not budgeting. That is smashing the gauges while the engine is on fire and calling it efficiency.

For what? The Trump administration dressed it up as a “nimbler approach” and “smart lifecycle management,” which is fancy nonsense for “we shut it off and hoped nobody would ask why.” There is no return-on-investment analysis. They cannot show taxpayers save a dime, because the gear is already paid for and the science it produces protects real money and real lives.

The kicker: the same people killing the monitors want to mine the deep sea for minerals. So they are destroying the only tools that could measure what that mining does. That is not an accident.

That is the point. You cannot see the damage if you break the instruments first.
https://t.co/MzE4AW1QBv

[Pretzel'sHuman @PretzelBit]

@PiggyShitCock @bwreckfast_ @thesissyspacex @JoeyMannarino @HunterBiden Exactly! There are a lot more instances of just regular, sex-free parental showers than people will admit to. We all know it's going to be made into something disgusting if it's said outloud. We're going to be told "that was inappropriate."

[Pretzel'sHuman @PretzelBit]

@bwreckfast_ @PiggyShitCock @thesissyspacex @JoeyMannarino @HunterBiden My dad showered w us. I'll say it too..."It probably wasn't appropriate" BY American standards -where everything involving the human body must equate to sex. My dad is from Germany. Those showers were just showers. Is it disappointing to learn that everything isn't sexual?

[Pretzel'sHuman @PretzelBit]

What's going on with the Lego videos? Is that over?